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Let Us Nev­er Speak Of This Again.

Col­lege guy, watch­ing lit­tle girl in husky cheer­leader out­fit: What’s with all these cheer­lead­ers every­where? I like it!
Fe­male friend: Dude, that sound­ed kind of wrong, she’s like six.
Col­lege guy: Yeah… I just re­al­ized that.

UW Husky Tail­gate
Seat­tle, Wash­ing­ton

Over­heard by: Face

…And I’m Usu­al­ly In­to 20-Some­thing Hon­duran Men…

Law stu­dent: So, lis­ten. He went to get a man­i­cure the oth­er day and I was like, you know, “how was it?” He was like, “oh, it was good and all, but she was rub­bing my arm and I kin­da start­ed get­ting turned on.” And I was like, “what?” He said “yeah, and it was kin­da weird be­cause she was this 50-year-old Asian woman.”

Mis­sis­sip­pi Col­lege School of Law

Her Shirt Says “Je­sus Is My Home­boy”

Fat drunk guy: I re­al­ly like your shirt. It’s very in­tel­lec­tu­al.
Girl: Uh, thanks.
Fat drunk guy: I mean, I’m in col­lege, I like to think deep, you know? I want to make films. Deep films.
Girl: Yeah, that’ll be cool.
Fat drunk guy: How old are you?
Girl: I’m 16.
Fat drunk guy: Oh, I’m 18. Well…I mean, I’m 23.

Shreve­port, Louisiana

Over­heard by: Elle