Archive for the ‘Age and ageing’ Category

…And I’m Usu­al­ly In­to 20-Some­thing Hon­duran Men…

Law stu­dent: So, lis­ten. He went to get a man­i­cure the oth­er day and I was like, you know, “how was it?” He was like, “oh, it was good and all, but she was rub­bing my arm and I kin­da start­ed get­ting turned on.” And I was like, “what?” He said “yeah, and it was kin­da weird be­cause she was this 50-year-old Asian woman.”

Mis­sis­sip­pi Col­lege School of Law

Her Shirt Says “Je­sus Is My Home­boy”

Fat drunk guy: I re­al­ly like your shirt. It’s very in­tel­lec­tu­al.
Girl: Uh, thanks.
Fat drunk guy: I mean, I’m in col­lege, I like to think deep, you know? I want to make films. Deep films.
Girl: Yeah, that’ll be cool.
Fat drunk guy: How old are you?
Girl: I’m 16.
Fat drunk guy: Oh, I’m 18. Well…I mean, I’m 23.

Shreve­port, Louisiana

Over­heard by: Elle

Should’ve Re­al­ized He Was­n’t “Cho­sen” When He Nev­er Got Picked for T‑Ball

Girl to friend: So he was al­ready cry­ing be­cause he found out we weren’t Jew­ish. Then he was like, “But aunt Jill is Jew­ish! Why aren’t we?!” My mom had to ex­plain that Jil­l’s her best friend, not her sis­ter. So then he found out we weren’t re­lat­ed to Ja­cob and every­one. So he cried even hard­er.
Friend: Wow.
Girl: Yeah, but he was like 10, so he should have just sucked it up.

Boston, Mass­a­chu­setts

Over­heard by: Tyler