Teary-eyed teen: But I don’t wanna work…I wanna go to Istanbul!
Palmer, Alaska
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Oh, Well. It’s the Thought That Counts
Girl to guy trying to grab her underwear: Ow! What the fuck are you doing?
Boy: Sorry! I was trying to give you a wedgie, but I didn’t realize that you already had one.
Alaska Pacific University
Anchorage, Alaska
Are They Applying Lip Gloss Over There?
20-ish European guy: So, do you like Angela*?
20-ish Asian guy: We’re pretty good friends, yeah. But what do you mean ‘like’ her?
20-ish European guy: You know — like-like her.
20-ish Asian guy: Oh, no, no, no, no, no! We’re just really good friends. I never really thought of her that way. Why? Do you like-like her?
20-ish European guy: I dunno. I think I like-like her, but I thought you like-liked her. [They walk away, still talking.]Woman: Is it just me or did those foreign guys sound like 12-year-old American girls, but, y’know, with funny accents?
Charity pancake breakfast
Hope, Alaska
Overheard by: I’d say closer to 10
Think I Could Get into Your Can Tonight?
Man to girlfriend: I love you like a raccoon loves shiny things.
Anchorage, Alaska
And She Was All, “This Isn’t JDate, Neil”
Disembodied male voice from next door: And I was like, “hey, do you wanna see my circumcision scar?”
Sitka, Alaska
Overheard by: Hailey
She Also Wear Che Guevara T‑Shirts and Thinks It’s Bob Marley
Old lady to emo girl: Al Gore is really saving the earth.
Emo girl wearing bag that says “go green”: Wait… Who’s Al Gore?
Ketchikan, Alaska
Overheard by: Claire
…Science à L’Orange
Professor #1: There are other people here who put stuff up ducks’ butts.
Professor #2: Yeah, but you do it for science!
Fairbanks, Alaska
Overheard by: Lowlie Worm
Guys In Wheelchairs Get All the Breaks
Giddy girl, to guy in a wheelchair: Well, you certainly have sexual harassment down pat.
Art Department
University of Alaska
Thankfully I’ve Brought Enough for the Class
Literature professor, after reciting Hamlet’s “To be or not to be…”: So now you all need a Valium…count on me to ruin your day.
English Lit Class
Anchorage, Alaska
Overheard by: Rosencrantz
It’s the Only Possible Explanation
Little girl: Why did she get remarried? Did she forget?
Alaska
