Man to girlfriend: I love you like a raccoon loves shiny things.
Anchorage, Alaska
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And She Was All, “This Isn’t JDate, Neil”
Disembodied male voice from next door: And I was like, “hey, do you wanna see my circumcision scar?”
Sitka, Alaska
Overheard by: Hailey
She Also Wear Che Guevara T‑Shirts and Thinks It’s Bob Marley
Old lady to emo girl: Al Gore is really saving the earth.
Emo girl wearing bag that says “go green”: Wait… Who’s Al Gore?
Ketchikan, Alaska
Overheard by: Claire
…Science à L’Orange
Professor #1: There are other people here who put stuff up ducks’ butts.
Professor #2: Yeah, but you do it for science!
Fairbanks, Alaska
Overheard by: Lowlie Worm
Oh, Well. It’s the Thought That Counts
Girl to guy trying to grab her underwear: Ow! What the fuck are you doing?
Boy: Sorry! I was trying to give you a wedgie, but I didn’t realize that you already had one.
Alaska Pacific University
Anchorage, Alaska
Guys In Wheelchairs Get All the Breaks
Giddy girl, to guy in a wheelchair: Well, you certainly have sexual harassment down pat.
Art Department
University of Alaska
Thankfully I’ve Brought Enough for the Class
Literature professor, after reciting Hamlet’s “To be or not to be…”: So now you all need a Valium…count on me to ruin your day.
English Lit Class
Anchorage, Alaska
Overheard by: Rosencrantz
It’s the Only Possible Explanation
Little girl: Why did she get remarried? Did she forget?
Alaska
And the Nobel Peace Prize for 2007 Goes To…
Bimbette: How are the African kids starving? Why don’t they just… eat more?
Anchorage, Alaska
No One Has Problems Like I Do!
Teary-eyed teen: But I don’t wanna work…I wanna go to Istanbul!
Palmer, Alaska
