Tween boy #1, carrying skateboard: So, I got cleaning detail at school tomorrow.
Tween boy #2: That doesn’t sound like something I’d want to do.
Tween boy #1: No, man, it’s awesome! You get out of literacy class!
Tucson, Arizona
Archive for the ‘Arizona’ Category
We’re Lucky the Wildfires Keep Us Safe
Girl #1: There are these bees in Asia, and they like shoot venom at you and it like eats your skin or something.
Girl #2: Wow, that’s crazy, man! Remind me never to go to Africa.
High School
Scottsdale, Arizona
‘Cause Then I’d Be Playing Dungeons and Dragons with Myself
Teen comic book geek #1: It’s a good thing you’re not a figment of my imagination. That would just be awkward.
Teen comic book geek #2: Yeah, totally.
Bookman’s
Phoenix, Arizona
Overheard by: adult comic book geek
Translation: Sex With You Isn’t Worth the Annoyance Of Your Company
Emo chick: So then she glared at me. In a mean way, not a happy way.
Normal looking boyfriend: I don’t think that word means what you think it means.
Emo chick: Huh?
Normal looking boyfriend: You know, I just don’t think this is going to work out.
Emo chick: Wait. You’re breaking up with me? Here? Why?
Normal looking boyfriend: Well, I wasn’t planning on it, but honey, you didn’t like Watchmen and you’ve never read or seen The Princess Bride. Clearly we’re just two very different people.
Flagstaff, Arizona
Overheard by: nayvera
Like, What the Hell Does “Whom” Mean?
Receptionist, explaining e‑mail to coworker: Or she may have even did the grammar slightly off.
Library
Arizona State University
So You’re Saying Sex Is a Game?
Old religious woman to large crowd of highly amused students: Having pre-marital sex is like playing Russian roulette with your genitals!
Alumni Hill
University of Arizona
Overheard by: The girl who likes to live on the dangerous side
Let Me Explain Mimes to You Again…
Guy: Dude! Your sister lives in a box!
Arizona
So I’ll Stay with Him Until I’m Skinny Enough to Do Better
Skinny sorostitute: Every time I see him he just makes me want to throw up.
Arizona State University
Arizona
Overheard by: Lindsay
Dude, We’re in Fucking Arizona
Dude #1: Hey, man, you okay?
Dude #2: Yeah, I was just in that… hot… shit… What’s that called?
Dude #1: The sauna?
Dude #2: Yeah. That shit is hot, man.
Rec center
Gilbert, Arizona
You’re an Ass Whore?
20-something girl #1: I can so control when he gets off now.
20-something girl #2: How?
20-something girl #1: I just bend over and tell him that my ass is jealous.
20-something girl #2: Oh my god!
Sushi Bar
Tempe, Arizona
