Exceedingly pale college guy: You can’t trust redheads. They don’t blink their eyes at the same time.
Exceedingly pale high school guy: (nods in understanding)
Arby’s
Tempe, Arizona
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Just for Coffee, Not for Abduction
Girl eating pizza to friends: Like, do I want to meet aliens? Yes!
Pizza Place
Tempe, Arizona
Overheard by: Felicity
Pink Is Pretty Gay, Though — Why Chance It?
Frat boy #1: What is pink eye, anyway?
Frat boy #2: I dunno.
Frat boy #1: Well, I don’t see how it can be that contagious.
Palm Walk, Arizona State University
Arizona
Overheard by: oh, trust me…
Best. Sporting Event. Ever.
Weird young man, talking to himself: Those damn beavers and their rakes!
Sedona, Arizona
Portrait of the Purell Addict As a Young Boy
Little boy at hand-drying machine: Dad, aren’t you going to smell my hands so you know they’re clean?
Dad: No, it’s okay. Let’s go.
Little boy, getting angry: Smell them. Smell them! Smell them!
Restroom, Scottsdale Fashion Square
Scottsdale, Arizona
Overheard by: mine were clean
Translation: Sex With You Isn’t Worth the Annoyance Of Your Company
Emo chick: So then she glared at me. In a mean way, not a happy way.
Normal looking boyfriend: I don’t think that word means what you think it means.
Emo chick: Huh?
Normal looking boyfriend: You know, I just don’t think this is going to work out.
Emo chick: Wait. You’re breaking up with me? Here? Why?
Normal looking boyfriend: Well, I wasn’t planning on it, but honey, you didn’t like Watchmen and you’ve never read or seen The Princess Bride. Clearly we’re just two very different people.
Flagstaff, Arizona
Overheard by: nayvera
Guess What I’ve Done with the Butter Dispenser
Popcorn hater: Oh my god! You’re going to walk out of there with a popcorn-bag fashioned diaper, aren’t you?
Popcorn enthusiast: It’s supportive and delicious!
Tempe, Arizona
Overheard by: Meghan
Like I Really Need to Have Better Litercism?
Tween boy #1, carrying skateboard: So, I got cleaning detail at school tomorrow.
Tween boy #2: That doesn’t sound like something I’d want to do.
Tween boy #1: No, man, it’s awesome! You get out of literacy class!
Tucson, Arizona
We’re Lucky the Wildfires Keep Us Safe
Girl #1: There are these bees in Asia, and they like shoot venom at you and it like eats your skin or something.
Girl #2: Wow, that’s crazy, man! Remind me never to go to Africa.
High School
Scottsdale, Arizona
‘Cause Then I’d Be Playing Dungeons and Dragons with Myself
Teen comic book geek #1: It’s a good thing you’re not a figment of my imagination. That would just be awkward.
Teen comic book geek #2: Yeah, totally.
Bookman’s
Phoenix, Arizona
Overheard by: adult comic book geek
