Teen comic book geek #1: It’s a good thing you’re not a figment of my imagination. That would just be awkward.
Teen comic book geek #2: Yeah, totally.
Bookman’s
Phoenix, Arizona
Overheard by: adult comic book geek
Archive for the ‘Arizona’ Category
Like, What the Hell Does “Whom” Mean?
Receptionist, explaining e‑mail to coworker: Or she may have even did the grammar slightly off.
Library
Arizona State University
So You’re Saying Sex Is a Game?
Old religious woman to large crowd of highly amused students: Having pre-marital sex is like playing Russian roulette with your genitals!
Alumni Hill
University of Arizona
Overheard by: The girl who likes to live on the dangerous side
Let Me Explain Mimes to You Again…
Guy: Dude! Your sister lives in a box!
Arizona
So I’ll Stay with Him Until I’m Skinny Enough to Do Better
Skinny sorostitute: Every time I see him he just makes me want to throw up.
Arizona State University
Arizona
Overheard by: Lindsay
Dude, We’re in Fucking Arizona
Dude #1: Hey, man, you okay?
Dude #2: Yeah, I was just in that… hot… shit… What’s that called?
Dude #1: The sauna?
Dude #2: Yeah. That shit is hot, man.
Rec center
Gilbert, Arizona
You’re an Ass Whore?
20-something girl #1: I can so control when he gets off now.
20-something girl #2: How?
20-something girl #1: I just bend over and tell him that my ass is jealous.
20-something girl #2: Oh my god!
Sushi Bar
Tempe, Arizona
None Of Your Five-Dollar-Footlong Parents for Us!
Lady to guy eating a sub: But both mine and his parents’ are life-sized!
Sub Factory
Tempe, Arizona
Like a Scat Burglar?
Boy: Dad, why do toilets flush?
Dad, irritated: I don’t know.
Boy: I think it is so no one can steal the poop.
Bathroom
Phoenix, Arizona
Overheard by: Pooper Snooper
Doesn’t Roto-Rooter Make Those?
Girl to friends: I’m normal when I’m single, but it’s like my vagina is a dick-powered crazy machine!
Tucson, Arizona
Overheard by: Herdy
