(at the woodcarving tent)
Pretentious old lady to others: Mike does amazing things with his wood. (pause) I just *love* his wood.
Art & Wine Festival
Cave Creeek, Arizona
Overheard by: J‑Kap
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The Kid Used to Yell “Boink Me, Daddy!”
Four-year-old boy: Daddy! I wanna get hammered!
(mom pulls out a toy rubber hammer, sighing)
Dad, to everyone around: Shhhhh, nobody heard that! If you did, little forgetfulness fairies will fly into your mind!
Airport
Phoenix, Arizona
I Draw the Line at Branding, Though
Stoner chick on cell: Yeah, he’s just gonna want to get high and do stuff to my ass.
Wendy’s
Scottsdale, Arizona
Overheard by: Jon
SVU: Tucson Failed to Catch on with Viewers
Crazy man to woman walking to her car: Sir! Sir! There is evidence here that there has been sexual activity in this area!
Woman: (silence)
Crazy man (under breath): Lazy pig.
Parking Garage
Tucson, Arizona
That Was the Extra Credit on Your Math Test?
Hyper girl: Hey, I’m just really happy that I could identify Joe Pesci’s forehead!
Tempe, Arizona
Overheard by: Mevans
We’re on to You, Kathy Griffin
Exceedingly pale college guy: You can’t trust redheads. They don’t blink their eyes at the same time.
Exceedingly pale high school guy: (nods in understanding)
Arby’s
Tempe, Arizona
Just for Coffee, Not for Abduction
Girl eating pizza to friends: Like, do I want to meet aliens? Yes!
Pizza Place
Tempe, Arizona
Overheard by: Felicity
Pink Is Pretty Gay, Though — Why Chance It?
Frat boy #1: What is pink eye, anyway?
Frat boy #2: I dunno.
Frat boy #1: Well, I don’t see how it can be that contagious.
Palm Walk, Arizona State University
Arizona
Overheard by: oh, trust me…
Best. Sporting Event. Ever.
Weird young man, talking to himself: Those damn beavers and their rakes!
Sedona, Arizona
Portrait of the Purell Addict As a Young Boy
Little boy at hand-drying machine: Dad, aren’t you going to smell my hands so you know they’re clean?
Dad: No, it’s okay. Let’s go.
Little boy, getting angry: Smell them. Smell them! Smell them!
Restroom, Scottsdale Fashion Square
Scottsdale, Arizona
Overheard by: mine were clean
