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…Like in The Sweetest Thing?

Student #1: Hey, did you notice the huge black wooden sign that’s blocking the entrance to the girl’s bathroom due to vandalism?
Student #2: Yeah, I heard someone stole one of the urinals.
Student #1: It’s a girl’s bathroom, though.
Student #2: Don’t they use them too?

High School
Gavette, Arkansas

You Guys Give Me the Willies

Teen girl: God, sisters can be annoying.
Single child: I don’t have any. Hey, Abby*, do you have siblings?
Abby: Yeah… A younger brother who’s always calling for advice.
Breeder: Andrew, right?
Abby: That’s him. He’s always calling me. ‘Abby, I want to upgrade from dating stupid, ugly girls to pretty, ugly girls — how do I do it? Abby, what color looks better on me, cream or salmon?‘
Only male: Right, the not-exactly-gay brother.
Abby, ignoring him: ‘Abby, I was watching porn and my penis twitched sideways — what do I do?‘
Purple-haired girl: What?
Teen girl: I hate to admit it, but if my penis was twitching sideways, I’d call you for advice.
Breeder: So, did you know?
Abby: Guys, I was 13! Of course I didn’t know!
Only male: But you know now?
Abby, as entire group stares: … Three possibilities.
Only male: I’ll call you, then, if my penis twitches sideways.

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