Archive for the ‘Asians’ Category

When You Lo­cate the Con­trols Of Your Space­craft

Quirky les­bian pro­fes­sor lead­ing class in Kegel ex­er­cis­es: And every­body squeeze, hold, hold…release and squeeze, two, three…release.
Ditzy In­di­an, af­ter shiv­er spasm: It gives me the willies!
Quirky les­bian pro­fes­sor: It’s great, right!

Health Ed Class
Bor­ough of Man­hat­tan Com­mu­ni­ty Col­lege, New York

Over­heard by: Try­ing not to laugh at all the se­ri­ous faces try­ing to hide these pri­vate ex­er­cis­es

Best. Peer Ad­vi­sor. Ever.

Cu­ri­ous friend: Does­n’t your mouth get tired?
Small Asian girl: That’s what my hands are for!
Cu­ri­ous friend: Don’t your arms get tired?!
Small Asian girl: That’s what my mouth is for!
Cu­ri­ous friend: What do you do when both get tired?
Small Asian girl: Oh, that’s when he puts it in my butt.

Hobo­ken, New Jer­sey

It Makes Up for My Lack Of Boobs.

Short Asian chick to tall white guy: Oh my gawd, I’ve got it! So, heat ris­es, right? So it’s prob­a­bly all warm up there where you are, and down here with the nor­mal peo­ple it’s cold, and that’s why you don’t think it’s cold, even though it’s freak­ing freez­ing! Gawd, I love be­ing an Asian! I come up with the most ge­nius shit!

Muir­lands Mid­dle School
La Jol­la, Cal­i­for­nia

Chi­na: Give Us Time.

Ko­re­an girl: You know, I can’t tell us apart, ei­ther.
Chi­nese girl: Yeah, I just think every­one’s Chi­nese.

High school bath­room
New­mar­ket, On­tario
Cana­dia

Over­heard by: slight­ly re­lieved