Archive for the ‘Asians’ Category

I Pre­fer to Think Of Them As My “So­lar Pan­els”

(blind shuts in lounge area, block­ing re­al­ly bright sun­shine, every­body quick­ly looks up)
Hot Chi­nese girl: Hey!
Friend: And fi­nal­ly they drop the blinds. My eyes were start­ing to hurt.
Hot Chi­nese girl: But I like the sun­shine! It’s so bright and warm and it em­pha­sizes my boobs by cast­ing shad­ows on my chest!

Uni­ver­si­ty of Toron­to
Cana­dia

We’ve Lived a Life­time in This One El­e­va­tor Ride

Pro­fes­sion­al­ly dressed Asian girl (in a low voice): I can’t be­lieve you showed that girl your pubes, man!
Short, pudgy Asian guy (in a low in­dig­nant voice): Well *I* can’t be­lieve you showed her your in­nie nip­ple!

El­e­va­tor, Mont­gomery Street
San Fran­cis­co, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: Mc­Nasty

I Sup­pose I Could Have One of My Con­cu­bines An­swer Them, Though

Stu­dent: Pro­fes­sor, will you be able to an­swer e‑mails while you are away, since our fi­nal is in a week?
Un­com­fort­able Japan­ese pro­fes­sor with strange British/Japanese ac­cent: No, I will not be able to an­swer stu­dents’ e‑mails be­cause most of the time I come home I am drunk.
Stu­dents: [In­cred­u­lous si­lence. Laugh­ter.]

Phi­los­o­phy class
McGill Uni­ver­si­ty
Cana­dia

Over­heard by: stu­dent who hat­ed this prof un­til this com­ment…