Concerned-looking sorority girl, walking out of bathroom stall: Oh my god guys, do you really think my butt smells like ass?
Bathroom
University of Idaho
Overheard by: CrayonCake
Archive for the ‘Ass’ Category
That Means the Chili Was Juuuust Right
Four-year-old child, excitedly, holding mother's hand: My butt is burning!
Maine
Could You Be More Specific?
Girl: Is there anything on my ass? You’re a girl. You look and see and tell me. Oh my god, is there anything on my ass?!
San Francisco, California
They're Instant YouTube Celebrities
Little boy (chanting loudly): My penis and my butt! My penis and my butt! My penis and my butt, butt, butt, butt, butt!
Little girl: But I don't have a penis.
Both: My vagina and my butt! My vagina and my butt…
Ashland, Oregon
Overheard by: Kelly
Just Like the Ad Promises!
Girl outside changing room: How are those other pants working for you, Jen?
Girl in changing room, frustrated: I feel like the devil himself crafted them to make a mockery of my ass.
Mall
Baton Rouge, Louisiana
Overheard by: almost broke a rib trying not to laugh
Skid or Stretch?
Sorostitute yelling at friend: I can see the marks on your butt from over here!
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/04/april-is-cruelest-month.html
Overheard by: yix
The Current Exit Strategy for Iraq
Dude: I was trying to moon them with your butt without you knowing.
Lebanon, Indiana
The Gerbil Was Menstruating!
Sorority girl: Well, yeah, but that doesn’t change the fact that you have a tampon in your butt.
Dickinson College
Carlisle, Pennsylvania
No — Just Patting and Slapping, Like Football Players
Mother: Max, no pinching girls’ hineys!
Three-year-old boy: Just boys’?
Highlands Ranch, Colorado
Carlos Beltran: I Hate Being an Outfielder
Female Mets fan: I’d let the whole infield fuck me in the ass with no lube if it meant they would win the World Series.
Friend: Classy, Michelle, real classy.
Braves-Mets Game
Queens, New York
Overheard by: aaron