Customer: Do you have any non-fiction books on vampires?
Dymocks Carousel
Perth, Western Australia
Australia
Overheard by: Richard
Archive for the ‘Australia’ Category
There’s No Need to Micromanage Me
Man to another in restroom stall: Let go of my ears; I know what I’m doing!
Nightclub, Oxford Street
Darlinghurst, Sydney
Australia
Overheard by: Claudia Rose
Oooh, Lick Your Lips While You Say That!
Drunk girl #1: (blows kiss to construction worker)
Drunk girl #2: You *so* just made his day!
Construction worker: Slut.
Exhibition Street
Melbourne, Australia
Dad Won’t Let Me
Girl #1: Oh, hey! I’m wearing a purple bra today!
Girl #2: Why is that a surprise? Don’t you dress yourself?
Fitting Rooms
Morwell Shopping Centre
Australia
Overheard by: Ann
Just Killing Time Before the Dance Party in the Romance Languages Section
Brunette: So, are you gonna get some studying done?
Blonde: No, not really…
Brunette: So, you’re here just to kill time?
Blonde: Yeah, to play.
Baillieu Library
University of Melbourne
Australia
Tell Their Pimp What You’re Into, and Find Out.
Guy in jumper: What do hermit crabs actually do?
Pet Shop
Australia
Overheard by: Stunned
Good Place to Get Skewered, I Guess
Young blonde on cell: Dad, there’s no butchers on Oxford Street. It’s all gay bars and kebab shops.
Sydney
Australia
I Can’t Understand Why It’s Illegal!
Big dude on phone: Yeah, I am feeling better… I woke up at four a.m. this morning, but it’s okay — I’m taking that euthanasia stuff and it seems to be helping.
Tram, Victoria Street
Melbourne, Victoria
Australia
Overheard by: Louise
New Jersey Tourists Are Easily Recognizable
Mother, about a TV: It’s really heavy! It’s as heavy as–
Four-year-old girl: –A dead body.
Bellingen
Australia
Like Fat Elvis!
Grandmother to little boy: Elvis! Come here, we’re going. (to store person) His mother was a big Elvis fan, so now he’s a little Elvis.
Little boy: I have hair on my back!
Brisbane
Australia
