Archive for the ‘Australia’ Category

Meet the “Bad Companions” Your Mother Warned You About

Barefoot girl in red dress: Oh my god, what are we doing?!
Girl with partially shaved head and blue sweater: We’re… (dodges car) We’re running into traffic.

Melbourne
Australia

Thanks So Much, You Obese Cocksucker! Love Ya!

Teenage girl to friend: You’re pretty fucked up too. (pause) No, I mean in a positive way!

Melbourne
Australia

Or Tigger or Eeyore

Lecturer: No, seriously! I promise I won’t talk about poo next week!

Perth
Australia

Overheard by: ellie.

To Them, Your Aquarium Is Just a Raw Bar

Guy at computer: It’s this whole thing with the penguins, man…
Friend: Yeah, I know. It’ll work itself out, though.

Monash University
Melbourne
Australia

Overheard by: Timothy

…Even Though It’s Shaped Like St. Peter?

Girlfriend, excited: I know exactly what I’m going to get you for your birthday this year.
Boyfriend: Oh yeah? I know exactly what I am going to get you for your birthday.
Girlfriend: Really? Are you going to get that thing cut off your back?

Cafe
Sydney
Australia

Eh, You’d Say Just About Anything for a Slice.

Bogan girlfriend: You don’t loves me! You don’t loves me!
Bogan boyfriend: What do you mean I don’t loves you? I fucks you and buys you a pie!

Armidale
Australia

At the Sexual Deviants’ Auction

Ballet girl: Do you know how much our feet are worth?!

West Leederville Train Station
Perth
Western Australia

Overheard by: Rose

Instant Coffee: Explained

Philosophy teacher: So, I’ve created a robot that knows how to go into my office and make me a coffee. But what if something goes wrong? What if the coffee’s in a different place, or there’s no milk? What if there’s bees in the sugar?

Perth
Australia