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Rhap­sody on a Theme of Pa­gani­ni? Re­al­ly?

Chick #1, about tech­no mu­sic blast­ing from shop: What does this song make you think of?
Chick #2: Be­ing stabbed re­peat­ed­ly in the eye with a rusty nail.
Chick #1: [Silence.]Chick #2: What about you?
Chick #1: Dis­cos…

Sawn­ston Street and Flinders Street
Aus­tralia

And I’m the Dairy Queen.

Sev­en-year-old girl #1: Hey! There goes An­gus!
Sev­en-year-old girl #2: Oooh, you are falling in love with him.
Sev­en-year-old girl #1: I am so not falling in love with him. He’s al­ler­gic to dairy!

Aus­tralia

Over­heard by: ha­hama­ma