Quiet guy, interrupting conversation: Um, Ben, did you ever listen to Van Halen while you were at school?
Ben: Uh, no.
Quiet guy: Yeah, neither did I.
Geelong
Australia
Overheard by: Bemused
Archive for the ‘Australia’ Category
Incestuous Cirque Du Soleil Porn Is a Joy to Watch
Guy: Yeah, and then there was uncle Marty, who was on his knees throwing balls at her…
Sydney
Australia
You’ll Notice That Your Test Booklets Come Equipped with Condoms and Lube
Teacher: Okay, so the online quiz is up. You have a week to complete it, in your own time. I suggest, even encourage, you to bring your laptops and get together with your friends and have an “online quiz party”. Last year we had students throwing “online quiz orgies” but that’s another story.
Griffith University
Australia
To Be Fair, Dina Lohan Created Lindsay.
Girl on phone: Hi, mom, sorry I didn’t call you back… I was busy having sex.
Melbourne
Australia
Pop Quiz: Who’s She Talking To?
Woman: I’m glad all my friendships are online!
Melbourne
Australia
I Told You the Whole Rugby Team Wouldn’t Fit.
Youngish girl to pair of friends: My vagina is ruined after last night.
Melbourne
Australia
When I Finally Mastered Writing My Name in Urine
13-year-old boy, jumping all over the place: It was a feeling of pure urethra!
Perth
Western Australia
Australia
Overheard by: he didn’t really think that one through
This From a Girl with an “Enter Here –>” Tattoo?
Girl #1: Did you hear John* is thinking about getting a new tattoo?
Girl #2: Yeah? What’s it gonna be?
Girl #1: He wants to get a kangaroo wearing gumboots, with a shovel over its shoulder. How classy is that?
Sydney
Australia
Like, They Could Be Electronic or Something
Freshman, walking out of library: Geez, these books are heavy! They should make, like, lighter versions of books…
Melbourne University
Melbourne
Australia
Overheard by: Eavesdropper…
…As My Grandma Always Said to Me.
Calculus lecturer: If I had 20 million dollars to give you as a gift…I would, just to see you fuck up.
Perth
Western Australia
Australia
