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I Don’t Care What That Judge Decided

Professor: Her motto was, ‘Forget the pill, it’s all God’s will.’ So nature had its way and this young lady got pregnant. And just so you know, I had nothing to do with it.

Philosophy lecture, Melbourne University

Overheard by: sleepy philosophy student

Just a Silent High Five

Hot young suit #1: What happened with your girlfriend?
Hot young suit #2: I manipulated her into a false sense of security, then rooted her, then dumped her — same as I did with Mandy. [After a pause] I’m not looking for praise.


Overheard by: Rosebyanothername