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Un­til She Found a Mar­ket for the Pho­tos on the In­ter­net

Pro­fes­sor: Sor­ry if you’ve been ex­cit­ed to see how you did on your es­says, but I did­n’t get a chance to mark them over Christ­mas break.
Class: [Groans.]Professor: Well, my tes­ti­cles swelled to the size of grape­fruit over the hol­i­day break, so don’t think you’re the on­ly ones dis­ap­point­ed. My wife was­n’t thrilled, ei­ther.

York Uni­ver­si­ty

Over­heard by: de­cid­ing­whether­to­laugh­ornot