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But, for the Record, I Adore David Spade

Girl #1: She’s preg­nant? I thought she was on birth con­trol?
Girl #2: She still is.
Girl #1: Is­n’t that bad for the ba­by?
Girl #2: Not re­al­ly, all that will hap­pen is if it’s a boy, it will start look­ing more like a girl…
Girl #1: That’s messed up.

Bath­room Stall, Nut­ty Irish­man Bar
Farm­ing­dale, New York

Over­heard by: Jen­nifer

“…From Out­er Space”

Woman #1: Oh, did I tell you? I had a dream last night about Ray. He told me that he was okay where he was.
Woman #2: You know what that means, right? It means he’s gone up to heav­en.
Woman #3: Or… It could sim­ply mean that you dreamed about Ray.
Woman #2: You have to have some faith in dreams. Re­mem­ber that bible sto­ry: Ja­cob and the tech­ni­col­or bathrobe.

Star­bucks
Man­hat­tan, New York

Over­heard by: Won­der­ing if they took many baths back in those days to re­qire bathrobes

And I’m Wash­ing It Down with Lax­a­tives!

Mod­el scout, hand­ing out card to hot tall teen: I know you’re prob­a­bly mod­el­ing al­ready, but take my card any­way.
Short­er teen girl to friend, af­ter scout has left: Fuck you. The on­ly rea­son he gave you his card in­stead of me was be­cause I’m eat­ing a cook­ie. But it’s the on­ly thing I’ve had to eat to­day!

Star­bucks
Stu­dio City, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: Urz