Crew member to friends: Oh, the gay cooks are nothing. I mean, yeah, they can have their feminine touches, but if you want real weird, you need Angela.
Friend: Angela? She sounds nice!
Crew member: She’s head of security. She’s two meters tall, and you need to take a step back before you can identify her as a woman.
Friend: Surely she’s not that ugly?
Crew member: Oh look, there she is.
Friend: Oh my god!
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