Guy #1: Hey bro, your woman fat?
Guy #2: No. Fuck, man! What you talkin’? She my baby momma, that the baby in her bump!
Guy #3: You sure? She sure look fat to me.
Coralridge Mall
Iowa City, Iowa
Archive for the ‘Beauty’ Category
…Mmm, Okay, Leave the Shirt Off.
Girl #1, watching attractive guy: Du-ude, check that out!
Girl #2: Oooh. Yummy! (notices friend shamelessly ogling)
Girl #1: Elizabeth!! Put his clothes back on!
Yale University
New Haven, Connecticut
Overheard by: You Can Take Mine Instead
But It’s My Cross to Bear
Nervous tattooed boy: I mean, your face is really really beautiful, though.
Bored pretty girl, nodding: Yeah, that’s true.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/469668093/keep-going.html
Overheard by: invisiblepilot
You Lithuanian Girls Know What I’m Talking About
Anthropology teacher: All women are beautiful, whether they’re tall and skinny or not. Including female Sasquatch.
USF
Florida
Mmm, Faminelicious.
Chick: Brazilians are the bomb.
Dude: Eastern European chicks are always sooo hot because they can’t afford food.
Shout-out: www.overheardatmcgill.com
About As Deep As Men Get
Chick #1: Sometimes I talk to my guy friends about the difference between women who are hot and women who are beautiful.
Chick #2: Which would they rather be with?
Chick #1: Hot in high school, but beautiful for getting married, because she’ll be beautiful forever.
All chicks: Awww!
Chick #3: That is so deep.
Spokane, Washington
Overheard by: Holly Golightly
They’re Like the IPhones Of People!
Tall black girl with fauxhawk: I don’t know why everyone doesn’t have an Asian fetish! They’re pocket sized and stunning!
New Haven, Connecticut
…Even You with Your Thunder Thighs, Zeus.
College girl to friend: the nice thing about a toga is that you don’t have to wear Spanx with it.
Metro State College of Denver
Denver, Colorado
…And She Won’t Even Go Out with Me!
Suit #1: So, you heard who the new VP in my division is?
Suit #2: Yeah. She’s… a character, I’ll say that.
Suit #1: The Brits came to meet with her, and they left looking like… totally stunned.
Suit #2: Yep, she’s a force of nature, all right.
Suit #1: I just can’t believe they’d give her that job… That they want her dealing with all that political sensitivity when…
Suit #2, interrupting: When she’s a maniacal feral wild woman?
Suit #1: And she openly admits that she doesn’t think men should be in this division! She keeps making jokes about how we have no idea what the ladies want, and I’m like, how would she know either? She’s not a lady, she’s a monster!
Suit #2: She’s like a Hindu goddess of fire and destruction!
Toronto
Canadia
Overheard by: Felicity Thistle
I Figure Since He Died for Me, I May As Well Give Him Something Nice to Look At
Man: I’m giving up bread for lent.
Woman: Is that because Jesus Christ died for your sins, or because you’re concerned with your figure?
Starbucks
San Diego, California
Overheard by: Maggie
