What Girl Would­n’t Want a Liq­uid-Met­al Lover?

Chick #1 watch­ing Ter­mi­na­tor II: The bad guy in this is so hot…
Chick #2: To­tal­ly. In, like, a blond, blue-eyed, Nazi S‑and‑M porn kind of way.
Chick #1: So hot…
Chick #2’s boyfriend: What the fuck is wrong with you two?!

Har­vard Uni­ver­si­ty
Cam­bridge, Mass­a­chu­setts

Let’s Just Say She’s in Shape

Dude: You have a sis­ter, right?
Chick: Yeah.
Dude: Is she hot?
Chick: She’s 12 and shaped like a rec­tan­gle.
Dude: That does­n’t an­swer my ques­tion.

High School Class­room
En­gle­wood, Col­orado

Over­heard by: Ju­lia

That’s for Him to De­cide

New dad: Look! These clothes are cute. Oh, look at this dress!
New mum: You have a boy, not a girl!

De­part­ment Store
Mel­bourne
Aus­tralia

There’s Just Some­thing about the Sweat­ing and the Open Sores

Girl #1: Oh my god! You should see this guy I met at a par­ty [shows a pic­ture on her com­put­er].
Girl #2: Yeah, he’s pret­ty good-look­ing.
Girl #1: I know, he’s so hot. Like, in an ‘I’m mys­te­ri­ous and a re­cov­er­ing drug ad­dict’ sort of way.

http://overheardatwestern.blogspot.com/

Over­heard by: lau­ra

Hope You Bitch­es Saved Me Some Weed

Mom: Why is the tv on with the mute on?
Daugh­ter #1: Cause of the pret­ty mov­ing pic­tures!
Daugh­ter #2: Yeah! It’s like an aquar­i­um, but with Tom Han­ks.

Up­per Hutt
New Zealand

Over­heard by: Kat

The Peo­ple Look Cold and Frothy.

Man in pub, to friend: Oh, they look nice! (pause) The beers, I mean, not the peo­ple.

http://www.violaraptor.co.uk/2011/06/quotebook-january-may-2011/

Over­heard by: Rap­tor

You’re Just Sup­posed to Be Hav­ing Sex Shame­ful­ly in Cars and Stair­wells

Boy: Yo soy sexy.
Teacher, hy­per­ven­ti­lat­ing: You can’t say you’re sexy! You’re on­ly fif­teen years old!

Span­ish Class
El Pa­so, Texas

…What­ev­er Your Name Is.

Very preg­nant woman: I don’t want to have this ba­by. I don’t want to have to work all of this weight off.
Man: I think I should keep you preg­nant. This is the least worst you’ve ever looked.

Hast­ing’s
Wi­chi­ta Falls, Texas

Over­heard by: mike­face

The New Apartheid

Teen girl dri­ving car: I’m turn­ing left be­cause I’m ug­ly.

New Zealand

Over­heard by: pas­sen­ger

But the Make-a-Wish Peo­ple Laughed at Me

Drunk guy to two girls: No, re­al­ly! My ul­ti­mate fan­ta­sy is to have sex with a ridicu­lous­ly hot girl while you two are on the fu­ton eat­ing chee­tos!

Aburn Uni­ver­si­ty
Auburn, Al­aba­ma