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A Re­al Sex God

Lit­er­a­ture teacher: So what the Eu­ro­peans did was take the de­scrip­tion of Je­sus from the texts and made their im­ages of him Cau­casian so as to be more re­lat­able to those they were teach­ing to.
Girl of ques­tion­able lit­er­a­cy: Eu­ro­pean Je­sus was hot.

Delta Sec­ondary School
Lad­ner, British Co­lum­bia

…It’s Med­i­c­i­nal!

Loud boyfriend: Where’s the rest of it? You on­ly need­ed five dol­lars for the hat. Where’s the change?
Loud girl­friend: Give it a rest, Tom­my. Okay, I gave you your change.
Loud boyfriend: You know, we need the fif­teen dol­lars for the ho­tel, and I need hair gel.

Los An­ge­les, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: Pbritch­es