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…That Woman Is Fi Fie Foe Fine!

Crew mem­ber to friends: Oh, the gay cooks are noth­ing. I mean, yeah, they can have their fem­i­nine touch­es, but if you want re­al weird, you need An­gela.
Friend: An­gela? She sounds nice!
Crew mem­ber: She’s head of se­cu­ri­ty. She’s two me­ters tall, and you need to take a step back be­fore you can iden­ti­fy her as a woman.
Friend: Sure­ly she’s not that ug­ly?
Crew mem­ber: Oh look, there she is.
Friend: Oh my god!

Gent Jazz fes­ti­val

Um, You Mean Po­lit­i­cal­ly, Right?

12-year-old boy #1: I would­n’t like to have two les­bian moms.
12-year-old boy #2: Why not?
12-year-old boy #1: Be­cause they would be, like, over­ac­tive.
12-year-old boy #3: You’re to­tal­ly right!

Mabo Sec­ondary School