Archive for the ‘Bi-curious’ Category

But I’m Half Gay So It’s Ac­cept­able, Right?

Ex­treme­ly ef­fem­i­nate boy (tak­ing deep breath): So…I think I am bi. (flips hair)
Blonde girl (flip­ping page in mag­a­zine, sound­ing bored): Hm­mm. Are you?
Ex­treme­ly ef­fem­i­nate boy: Yes! (flips hair) I am bi!
Blonde girl: Well, duh. You nev­er stop check­ing out oth­er guys!
Ex­treme­ly ef­fem­i­nate boy: I’m not gay, though. My mom thought I was gay.
Blonde girl: I know you’re not gay. (pause) For one thing, you are look­ing at my boobs right now.
Ex­treme­ly ef­fem­i­nate boy: Oh. Right.
Blonde girl: You feel like stop­ping?
Ex­treme­ly ef­fem­i­nate boy: …not par­tic­u­lar­ly.

Wash­ing­ton Square Park
New York City, New York