What’s Next — Shopping at Hot Topic?

Blonde to another: I can’t believe you’re not tanning today! You disgust me!

California Polytechnic University
Pomona, California

Overheard by: Quiet Student

A Small Price to Pay for Getting Head from Slimer

Girl changing after gym: Oh my god! My underwear’s, like, glowing inside my pants!

Lockport Township High School
Lockport, Illinois

And Where Were You at Ten O’Clock Last Night?

Philosophy professor: After all, is it okay to go pee out in the open in a public place like a park?
Girl: Wait, well… Like, when?

Boston College
Massachusetts

I Catalog Them by Penis Size and Strange Bodily Features

Redhead: You seriously don’t know where Bruce Willis was born?
Brunette: No.
Redhead: I can tell you where half the actors I’m in love with were born.
Brunette: Honey, I can’t even tell you where half the men I’ve slept with were born.
Redhead: That’s true.
Brunette: Hell, I’m lucky if I remember their last names.

Fredericksburg, Virginia

… Or Saw Me?

College girl to her family: … And this is where I peed last night!
Security guard: [Applauds.]College girl: You think he heard me?

French Quarter
New Orleans, Louisiana

Overheard by: Security Guard

Um, a Baby.

Chick: I’ve always wanted one of those! … What is it?

Great Glebe Garage Sale
Ottawa, Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: grasshopper

Serves Her Right for Trying to Get Birth Control in Kansas

Girl: I just started a new birth control this week.
Dad: Which one were you on before?
Girl: Ummm… Levitra.

Overland Park, Kansas

Going Down or Coming Up?

Lady holding bottle of Chardonnay: Does this taste like a white wine?

New Albany, Indiana

Overheard by: liquor store counter jockey

Brand Recognition Is So Important

Girl: In case they forget our names, they’re right here on our vaginas.

1280 Peachtree Street
Atlanta, Georgia

Thank Goodness I Got the Rollover Slut Plan

College girl on cell: So, it’s all good? Cause I’m just re-using the same guys over and over! My number doesn’t go up!

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Overheard by: just eating my pizza