Archive for the ‘Bimbettes’ Category

What the Fuck?

Girl #1: Dude, I think I’m in a relationship…
Girl #2: What the fuck?
Girl #1: I’ll explain later.
Girl #2: I think there’s still half a burrito in the fridge.

Long Beach, California

Overheard by: sara nicole

Spelled “Shove On”

Blonde: Ohhh my god! How adorable is he! [Her two friends agree, cooing.]Baby daddy holding infant: Thank you, girls.
Blonde: Can I hold him?
Baby daddy: Yeah, sure… Here you go.
Blonde: Awww, I love him! What’s his name?
Baby daddy: Uhhh… Shit, I know this… Shavon? Shavawn?
Blonde: You don’t even know your son’s name?!
Baby daddy: Shoot, I did earlier. Shavon! Yeah… That’s it. Damn, and I helped name this one, too.

Temple University
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: hot child in the city