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What the Fuck?

Girl #1: Dude, I think I’m in a re­la­tion­ship…
Girl #2: What the fuck?
Girl #1: I’ll ex­plain lat­er.
Girl #2: I think there’s still half a bur­ri­to in the fridge.

Long Beach, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: sara nicole

Spelled “Shove On”

Blonde: Ohhh my god! How adorable is he! [Her two friends agree, cooing.]Baby dad­dy hold­ing in­fant: Thank you, girls.
Blonde: Can I hold him?
Ba­by dad­dy: Yeah, sure… Here you go.
Blonde: Awww, I love him! What’s his name?
Ba­by dad­dy: Uh­hh… Shit, I know this… Shavon? Shavawn?
Blonde: You don’t even know your son’s name?!
Ba­by dad­dy: Shoot, I did ear­li­er. Shavon! Yeah… That’s it. Damn, and I helped name this one, too.

Tem­ple Uni­ver­si­ty
Philadel­phia, Penn­syl­va­nia

Over­heard by: hot child in the city

His G‑String with the Ele­phant Head on It Was a Bit of a Shock, Though

Sum­mer fun Bar­bie #1: I mean, like, I was­n’t even sur­prised that you went home with him!
Sum­mer fun Bar­bie #2: Do you mean that I had sex with him?
Sum­mer fun Bar­bie #1: Yeah.
Sum­mer fun Bar­bie #2: Yeah, me nei­ther.

http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/06/im_still_laughing_over_summer.html

Over­heard by: al­so not sur­prised