Bimbette: But if we buy more Nike stuff, won’t the kids making it get more money?
High school
Halifax, Nova Scotia
Canadia
Archive for the ‘Bimbettes’ Category
I Expect All My Misapprehensions to Be Validated
Smart girl: Obviously ‘irregardless’ is the wrong word in the sentence.
Dumb girl: Why is that word wrong?
Smart girl: For starters, it’s not even a real word.
Dumb girl: Sure it is — I use it all the time.
Erie Community College
Orchard Park, New York
Overheard by: Smarty Pants
And No, I Don’t Think “Frenulum” Is a Pretty Name
Bimbette: Wait! So she had the baby via circumcision?!
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/04/19/but-even-if-she-were-intersexed-circumcision-wouldnt-make-it-wide-enough/
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Then Do Drugs and Cry
Girl #1: … And my boyfriend told me what a bad person I was, and I was like, ‘Don’t say that to me! You’re hurting my feelings!’ Then I did drugs and cried all day.
Girl #2: Wow. Well, we should really study today…
Girl #1: Yeah, let’s stay really late. Like, ’til 10.
Girl #2, totally serious: Yeah… Or we can go to the Biosphere and get burgers…
Girl #1, also serious: Yeah.
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/03/20/i-was-reading-a-booklets-ride-bikes/
The Beautiful Have a Wider Range of Things to Go Wrong, Though
Bimbette #1: You know what must suck?
Bimbette #2: What?
Bimbette #1: It must suck to be ugly. Because then, on top of everything else that’s going wrong in your life, you’re, like, ugly.
Bimbette #2: Yeah…
Buddhism class
Virginia
Overheard by: Mindygotback
You Have the Hairbrushes, Right?
Girl, wearing leather pants and high heels, pushing a cart containing D batteries, duct tape, and huge bag of rice, on cell: I don’t know why he’s so smug, I told him what I would do to him if I caught him again. [pause] Okay, well I’ve almost got everything I need, I’ll be right over.
Wal-Mart
Lufkin, Texas
Overheard by: wtf?
I Wondered About the Beanie
Brunette: Are you getting him something for Christmas?
Blonde: Why would I?
Brunette: I don't know, I thought you were close!
Blonde: Christmas present? He's Jewish!
Brunette: Ohhhh.
Kent State University
Kent, Ohio
But It’s British — They Have No Future
Middle-aged woman: No, I haven’t read Harry Potter. I’m not really into all that futuristic stuff.
Saratoga Springs, New York
Isn’t This a Knock-Knock Joke?
Chick #1, when friend drops her orange: I hope that’s bruised now.
Chick #2: Bananas don’t bruise!
Chick #1: … That’s an orange!
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/
Good Point —No Effect on Religious Beliefs
Professor: Now, if we did eliminate illness and achieved immortality there might be serious religious repercussions. Can anyone think of how this might affect religious beliefs?
Bimbette: Well, like, if Hitler were immortal, he would, like, go to jail for, like, a million years and then, like, chill out for eternity, you know?
Eternal Youth and Immortality Seminar
Lafayette College, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: knows that Hitler would still be dead because he SHOT himself