Girl: I just started a new birth control this week.
Dad: Which one were you on before?
Girl: Ummm… Levitra.
Overland Park, Kansas
Archive for the ‘Bimbettes’ Category
Going Down or Coming Up?
Lady holding bottle of Chardonnay: Does this taste like a white wine?
New Albany, Indiana
Overheard by: liquor store counter jockey
Brand Recognition Is So Important
Girl: In case they forget our names, they’re right here on our vaginas.
1280 Peachtree Street
Atlanta, Georgia
Thank Goodness I Got the Rollover Slut Plan
College girl on cell: So, it’s all good? Cause I’m just re-using the same guys over and over! My number doesn’t go up!
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/396687245/only-one-of-us-is-fooled.html
Overheard by: just eating my pizza
Still Think It Would Be Sad If California Fell Into the Ocean?
Bimbette in line for concert: Wait, like, when is New Year’s Eve? Is it the 30th or the 31st?
Boyfriend: It’s the 30th. New Year’s Day is the 31st.
Chain Reaction
Anaheim, California
Overheard by: oldest person at the show
It’s Like Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boob!
College girl: My bra — it’s, like, magical! It mysteriously unclips itself throughout the day!
Fairfield University
Fairfield, Connecticut
Overheard by: GladMyBraIsntMagical..
What the Fuck?
Girl #1: Dude, I think I’m in a relationship…
Girl #2: What the fuck?
Girl #1: I’ll explain later.
Girl #2: I think there’s still half a burrito in the fridge.
Long Beach, California
Overheard by: sara nicole
Spelled “Shove On”
Blonde: Ohhh my god! How adorable is he! [Her two friends agree, cooing.]Baby daddy holding infant: Thank you, girls.
Blonde: Can I hold him?
Baby daddy: Yeah, sure… Here you go.
Blonde: Awww, I love him! What’s his name?
Baby daddy: Uhhh… Shit, I know this… Shavon? Shavawn?
Blonde: You don’t even know your son’s name?!
Baby daddy: Shoot, I did earlier. Shavon! Yeah… That’s it. Damn, and I helped name this one, too.
Temple University
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: hot child in the city
And My Glitter Is Edible
Slutty chick to guy next to her: I’m not clever, but I’m sparkly!
New Orleans, Louisiana
I’m Flightless, They Say — Why Go On?
Bimbette #1: What’s up with Katie?
Bimbette #2: She’s an emu. Emus cut themselves.
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/06/she_would_if_she_could.html
