Con­fused chick: Ex­cuse me, sir, I don’t know which line to go in­to… This says ‘res­i­dent,’ but I’m not from here — I’m from New York.
Home­land Se­cu­ri­ty agent: It’s still this line.

O’Hare Air­port im­mi­gra­tion line
Chica­go, Illi­nois

Over­heard by: amused trav­eller

Girl #1: Yeah, and so I threw the In­ter­net cord from the top of the fire es­cape down to the bot­tom in­stead of walk­ing all the way down. It was pret­ty ex­cit­ing.
Girl #2: Um­mm, okay then…
Girl #1: Well, it was okay! It’s like throw­ing a ba­by down the stairs — you know you should­n’t, but you do it any­way!
Girl #2: Okay…

Illi­nois