Archive for the ‘Bimbettes’ Category

Would You Like to Bor­row My Slinky?

Girl #1: Yeah, and so I threw the In­ter­net cord from the top of the fire es­cape down to the bot­tom in­stead of walk­ing all the way down. It was pret­ty ex­cit­ing.
Girl #2: Um­mm, okay then…
Girl #1: Well, it was okay! It’s like throw­ing a ba­by down the stairs — you know you should­n’t, but you do it any­way!
Girl #2: Okay…


I Nev­er Know What the Hell I’m Up­set About

Teeny­bop­per #1: Oooh, look at the nail pol­ish I just got!
Teeny­bop­per #2: I nev­er use Sal­ly Hansen nail pol­ish any­more, be­cause they test on an­i­mals.
Teeny­bop­per #1: Re­al­ly? What does that even mean?
Teeny­bop­per #2: I don’t know. Some­thing about pigs, I think…

Ot­tawa, On­tario

Over­heard by: EL