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Ev­i­dence That Sex and the City Would’ve Been a *Lot* More In­ter­est­ing If It Had In­volved Plus-Sized Sis­tahs

Plus-size sis­tah: And that damn con­dom came off!
Friend: Oh, shit, girl! What hap­pened?
Plus-size sis­tah: I dun­no. It’s still up in there.
Friend: What? How long?
Plus-size sis­tah: It’s been three days. I can’t reach that bitch!
Friend: Girl! That’s nasty! And if you askin’ what I think you askin’, you can for­get it!

Restau­rant, Chi­na­town
Wash­ing­ton, DC

Over­heard by: Joe

Mind If I Feed Her This Pot Brown­ie?

Soros­ti­tute: Oh my god! Your ba­by is so cute! How old is she?
Sin­gle mom: One.
Soros­ti­tute: Oh my god. She is so pre­cious! I love chil­dren, I keep the nurs­ery in church and I used to babysit, like, all the time. Do you think I could…
Sin­gle mom: No.
Soros­ti­tute: Hold her?
Sin­gle mom: No.

Uni­ver­si­ty of Al­aba­ma