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I Just Want to Be Close to Somebody Who’ll Leave Me Alone

Chick: … So then he started talking about feelings and stuff, and how we only have sex and we never talk anymore! [Friend nods.] Like, sometimes after we do it he tries to cuddle with me, and all I can think about is, ‘Damn, I really just want to sleep…’ So, do I break up with him?

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/07/22/only-if-he-tries-withholding-sex-one-more-time-to-watch-a-chick-flick/

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Evidence That Sex and the City Would’ve Been a *Lot* More Interesting If It Had Involved Plus-Sized Sistahs

Plus-size sistah: And that damn condom came off!
Friend: Oh, shit, girl! What happened?
Plus-size sistah: I dunno. It’s still up in there.
Friend: What? How long?
Plus-size sistah: It’s been three days. I can’t reach that bitch!
Friend: Girl! That’s nasty! And if you askin’ what I think you askin’, you can forget it!

Restaurant, Chinatown
Washington, DC

Overheard by: Joe