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I Just Want to Be Close to Some­body Who’ll Leave Me Alone

Chick: … So then he start­ed talk­ing about feel­ings and stuff, and how we on­ly have sex and we nev­er talk any­more! [Friend nods.] Like, some­times af­ter we do it he tries to cud­dle with me, and all I can think about is, ‘Damn, I re­al­ly just want to sleep…’ So, do I break up with him?

Over­heard by:

Ev­i­dence That Sex and the City Would’ve Been a *Lot* More In­ter­est­ing If It Had In­volved Plus-Sized Sis­tahs

Plus-size sis­tah: And that damn con­dom came off!
Friend: Oh, shit, girl! What hap­pened?
Plus-size sis­tah: I dun­no. It’s still up in there.
Friend: What? How long?
Plus-size sis­tah: It’s been three days. I can’t reach that bitch!
Friend: Girl! That’s nasty! And if you askin’ what I think you askin’, you can for­get it!

Restau­rant, Chi­na­town
Wash­ing­ton, DC

Over­heard by: Joe