High-school girl #1: Caveman.
High-school girl #2: Arm-sex!
High-school girl #1: That never gets old.
High-school girl #2: Yeah!
Edmonton
Alberta
Canadia
Overheard by: SpamiKami
Archive for the ‘Biotechs’ Category
Big Pukers, Not So Much
Blonde: I heard guys like big girls now.
Brunette: Excuse me while I vomit.
School bathroom
Newark, New Jersey
But That’s What the Virus Wants!
Obnoxious chick: … And I was like, ‘Yo, get your STD blood off my shoe! You lick it off!’
DRT bus
Whitby, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: freshman whisperer
Usually before Naming Them
Boyfriend: I can’t believe you weren’t there for me when I had to put my dog to sleep!
Girlfriend: I’m sorry, honey. Where I come from, we eat our pets.
Grocery store
Union Lake, Michigan
Mentos and Money
Lady: I don’t like her. She smells like the bottom of someone’s purse.
http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/
Overheard by: mk
Exactly Why I Like Being Her Friend
Biotech #1: God, is she being all depressed again?
Biotech #2: Yeah, you know how she is. She just needs a guy to pay attention to her.
Biotech #1: She just needs to stop being friends with girls who are hotter than she is.
Lawrence, Kansas
Also Why I Didn’t Get That Modeling Contract
Girl: I got into the international university in Bremen, but they didn’t give me any scholarship money because I’m not Ethiopian and I eat dinner every night.
Washington, DC
Like, One Containing a Central Venous Line
Middle-aged rich bitch on cell: I’ll pay up to $300 for a hat I can’t live without, you know?
Washington, DC
Maybe She’s Good at It
Teenage girl #1: I don’t understand how she has a boyfriend! She is so ugly!
Teenage girl #2: It’s obviously because she puts out.
Teenage girl #1: So do I!
Sydney
Australia
Overheard by: I’ll be your boyfriend
So It’s No Problem If I Stub Them Out in Your Eyes?
Angry security guard lady: Hey! There’s no smoking out here!
Smoker guy #1, wearing dark shades and not sorry: Sorry, we didn’t know.
Angry security guard lady: Well, there’s a sign right next to you.
Smoker guy #2, wearing dark shades: We’re blind — that’s why we’re at the Eye Center.
Security guard lady, laughing loudly: Hahaha! Well, okay!
Kellogg Eye Center
Ann Arbor, Michigan
Overheard by: Ewan Macpherson
