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In Fact, He’s De­li­cious

Cap­tain on in­ter­com: Ladies and gen­tle­men, just want­ed to let you know the rea­son this flight was de­layed. The plane col­lid­ed with a bird up­on land­ing. It’s no big deal; it just hit a body part. The bird is okay.

Pitts­burgh, Penn­syl­va­nia

Over­heard by: La­dle (who is skep­ti­cal about the well-be­ing of the bird)