Archive for the ‘BJs’ Category

Just Dip It in the Jar, Dude!

Queer: Would­n’t it be great if penis­es tast­ed like Nutel­la?
Fag hag: Un­for­tu­nate­ly, oral sex does­n’t give you an evo­lu­tion­ary ad­van­tage, so we’ll prob­a­bly nev­er evolve that way.


Over­heard by: premed

Best. Peer Ad­vi­sor. Ever.

Cu­ri­ous friend: Does­n’t your mouth get tired?
Small Asian girl: That’s what my hands are for!
Cu­ri­ous friend: Don’t your arms get tired?!
Small Asian girl: That’s what my mouth is for!
Cu­ri­ous friend: What do you do when both get tired?
Small Asian girl: Oh, that’s when he puts it in my butt.

Hobo­ken, New Jer­sey

If You Dou­ble-Clutch Me, I’ll Bite It Off

Girl on cell: Yes, that’s ex­act­ly how I want to die! You dri­ving us drunk down the high­way at a hun­dred miles per hour while I give you head and you use one hand to play with my tits and the oth­er to shift gears!

Uni­ver­si­ty of Delaware
Newark, Delaware

Over­heard by: Anne