Archive for the ‘BJs’ Category

If You Double-Clutch Me, I’ll Bite It Off

Girl on cell: Yes, that’s exactly how I want to die! You driving us drunk down the highway at a hundred miles per hour while I give you head and you use one hand to play with my tits and the other to shift gears!

University of Delaware
Newark, Delaware

Overheard by: Anne

But I Want to Be the Straight-shooter, If You Know What I Mean.

Male mountain biker: All we ever did was make out. And that's not what I want in a relationship. If I wanted a hook-up buddy I'd at least get one who would suck my dick. I mean, there's like 14 girls I could go to right now. So that's why I broke up with her.
Female mountain biker: Yeah… She was pretty straightforward though, wasn't she?

Crafton Hills, California

Overheard by: they didn't even notice I was wearing hiking in slippers