Archive for the ‘BJs’ Category

But I Want to Be the Straight-shoot­er, If You Know What I Mean.

Male moun­tain bik­er: All we ever did was make out. And that’s not what I want in a re­la­tion­ship. If I want­ed a hook-up bud­dy I’d at least get one who would suck my dick. I mean, there’s like 14 girls I could go to right now. So that’s why I broke up with her.
Fe­male moun­tain bik­er: Yeah… She was pret­ty straight­for­ward though, was­n’t she?

Crafton Hills, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: they did­n’t even no­tice I was wear­ing hik­ing in slip­pers

Imag­ine That.

Smokin’ hot Fil­ip­ina girl­friend: My friend said that I should use Pho­to­shop and imag­i­na­tion to do this. I have Pho­to­shop, but where can I get imag­i­na­tion? I’ve nev­er heard of it.
White boyfriend: You’re kid­ding me, right?
Smokin’ hot Fil­ip­ina girl­friend: What?
White boyfriend: There is no soft­ware called “imag­i­na­tion.” Just use your imag­i­na­tion. Duh!
Smokin’ hot Fil­ip­ina girl­friend: You’re so not get­ting a blowjob tonight.


Over­heard by: The white boyfriend

At Least in My Case

Fe­male law stu­dent #1: You don’t have to know that. You can just 69 it.
Fe­male law stu­dent #2: Wait… What?
Fe­male law stu­dent #1: You know, 69 it. Get rid of it.
Fe­male law stu­dent #2: No hon­ey, it’s “86” it. That thing you said is some­thing dirty.

Mis­sis­sip­pi Col­lege School of Law

Or Is It “Giv­ing Head”?

Pro­fes­sor: Sup­pose a woman goes in for a hair­cut. No, that’s not right! What are they called if they’re for women? Blow-some­thing. Blowjobs?‑guy-walks-in-and-asks-for-just-a-little-off-the-top/

Over­heard by: econ 208