Archive for the ‘BJs’ Category

The Blowjob Bunny Makes Her Rounds

Drunk chick: Look, this is going to take five seconds. I just want to say hi, suck him off, and then we can leave.

http://greenoverheard.blogspot.com/2006/02/what-happened-to-shaking-hands.html

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Imagine That.

Smokin’ hot Filipina girlfriend: My friend said that I should use Photoshop and imagination to do this. I have Photoshop, but where can I get imagination? I’ve never heard of it.
White boyfriend: You’re kidding me, right?
Smokin’ hot Filipina girlfriend: What?
White boyfriend: There is no software called “imagination.” Just use your imagination. Duh!
Smokin’ hot Filipina girlfriend: You’re so not getting a blowjob tonight.

Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: The white boyfriend

Just Dip It in the Jar, Dude!

Queer: Wouldn’t it be great if penises tasted like Nutella?
Fag hag: Unfortunately, oral sex doesn’t give you an evolutionary advantage, so we’ll probably never evolve that way.

Montreal
Canadia

Overheard by: premed