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Spelled “Shove On”

Blonde: Ohhh my god! How adorable is he! [Her two friends agree, cooing.]Baby dad­dy hold­ing in­fant: Thank you, girls.
Blonde: Can I hold him?
Ba­by dad­dy: Yeah, sure… Here you go.
Blonde: Awww, I love him! What’s his name?
Ba­by dad­dy: Uh­hh… Shit, I know this… Shavon? Shavawn?
Blonde: You don’t even know your son’s name?!
Ba­by dad­dy: Shoot, I did ear­li­er. Shavon! Yeah… That’s it. Damn, and I helped name this one, too.

Tem­ple Uni­ver­si­ty
Philadel­phia, Penn­syl­va­nia

Over­heard by: hot child in the city

He’s Talk­ing about Date Rape

Ghet­to girl: Yo, I can’t wait to get back to my dorm and just take a nap.
Ghet­to guy: Heh… Well, you know, just don’t let that nap turn in­to, you know, some sleep… Y’­know what I mean?
Ghet­to girl: Yeah, I know what you mean.

Rut­gers Uni­ver­si­ty
New Brunswick, New Jer­sey