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Like I Said

Crazy old la­dy in bathrobe yelling to her­self: Fu­u­uck you!
Drunk hobo: It’s all in your head, la­dy.
Crazy old la­dy: No, it’s not — it’s all in my ass­hole!

Boul­der, Col­orado

…And I’m Usu­al­ly In­to 20-Some­thing Hon­duran Men…

Law stu­dent: So, lis­ten. He went to get a man­i­cure the oth­er day and I was like, you know, “how was it?” He was like, “oh, it was good and all, but she was rub­bing my arm and I kin­da start­ed get­ting turned on.” And I was like, “what?” He said “yeah, and it was kin­da weird be­cause she was this 50-year-old Asian woman.”

Mis­sis­sip­pi Col­lege School of Law

In the Mean­time, Would You Like to Take My Card?

Wild­ly beard­ed hobo rid­ing rusty bi­cy­cle and wear­ing on­ly one shoe and para­chute pants: Why, hel­lo miss. Would you be in­ter­est­ed in en­ter­ing in­to a mu­tu­al­ly ben­e­fi­cial body mas­sage arrange­ment?
Sur­prised, red­head­ed woman: Uh­h­h­hh, not to­day, thank you.
Hobo: I’ll try back lat­er.

Queen West
Toron­to
Cana­dia