Archive for the ‘Bosses’ Category

…And She Won’t Even Go Out with Me!

Suit #1: So, you heard who the new VP in my division is?
Suit #2: Yeah. She’s… a character, I’ll say that.
Suit #1: The Brits came to meet with her, and they left looking like… totally stunned.
Suit #2: Yep, she’s a force of nature, all right.
Suit #1: I just can’t believe they’d give her that job… That they want her dealing with all that political sensitivity when…
Suit #2, interrupting: When she’s a maniacal feral wild woman?
Suit #1: And she openly admits that she doesn’t think men should be in this division! She keeps making jokes about how we have no idea what the ladies want, and I’m like, how would she know either? She’s not a lady, she’s a monster!
Suit #2: She’s like a Hindu goddess of fire and destruction!

Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: Felicity Thistle

Um, What?

Tired restaurant patron: Why would Reese’s Pieces put out rhesus monkeys? That’s just wrong!

Restaurant
Ocala, Florida

Overheard by: Fully aware restaurant patron