Archive for the ‘Brazil’ Category

Oh, No You Don’t!

Hot girl: You know why I don’t come here? Just so you can have an idea, last time I came here I lost my vir­gin­i­ty!
Queer: Oh my god! That long ago? With who? In the bath­room?!
Hot girl: With some guy, ran­dom­ly… We went to his friend’s apart­ment, and it was aw­ful be­cause I have this prob­lem that… Okay, many, many peo­ple are lis­ten­ing in to our con­ver­sa­tion… I think I want to change the sub­ject. When did you dye your hair like that?

Milo’s Garage
São Paulo
Brazil

Are You De­flat­ing?

Guy ly­ing on girl’s stom­ach: Your belly­but­ton is prob­a­bly the worst thing I’ve smelled this week.

São Paulo
Brazil

Over­heard by: what about last week?

That, New Stock­ings, and a Clean Um­brel­la

Fag hag: So, I fell asleep when Jack* was strip­ping, and when I woke up Vic­tor* was in pink stock­ings and do­ing some­thing to my um­brel­la that I don’t even want to think about. I re­al­ly have to start hav­ing more straight friends.

Bar
São Paulo
Brazil