Archive for the ‘Brazil’ Category

Oh, No You Don’t!

Hot girl: You know why I don’t come here? Just so you can have an idea, last time I came here I lost my virginity!
Queer: Oh my god! That long ago? With who? In the bathroom?!
Hot girl: With some guy, randomly… We went to his friend’s apartment, and it was awful because I have this problem that… Okay, many, many people are listening in to our conversation… I think I want to change the subject. When did you dye your hair like that?

Milo’s Garage
São Paulo
Brazil

Are You Deflating?

Guy lying on girl’s stomach: Your bellybutton is probably the worst thing I’ve smelled this week.

São Paulo
Brazil

Overheard by: what about last week?

That, New Stockings, and a Clean Umbrella

Fag hag: So, I fell asleep when Jack* was stripping, and when I woke up Victor* was in pink stockings and doing something to my umbrella that I don’t even want to think about. I really have to start having more straight friends.

Bar
São Paulo
Brazil