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In That It’s En­tire­ly Made Up

Guy #1: My boss, who’s a Shaolin monk, told me if I saved his school, he’d pay off my loans. He was like “I pay off 1.5 mil­lion dol­lar debt!” and then, for a while, I was deal­ing with the Russ­ian mafia, so I’ve been pret­ty busy.
Guy #2: Man… Your life is like a movie. It’s like Karate Kid 15 or some­thing.

Tu­lane Uni­ver­si­ty
New Or­leans, Louisiana

Over­heard by: iwould­to­tal­ly­watchthat­movie