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Why Ball-Gags Ex­ist.

Girl #1: You should get you some.
Girl #2: I don’t think I could han­dle the stu­pid­i­ty. I ru­ined my fan­ta­sy by talk­ing to him.

Bus
Van­cou­ver
Cana­dia

Over­heard by: al­ways a prob­lem

If You Fig­ure This One Out, Let Us Know

Tay­al tribesman bus dri­ver: Sir, do you want to get off at this stop?
Old man: Yes, I want off at this stop, I am go­ing to the den­tist’s.
Bus dri­ver: What’s wrong?
Old man: I have to have a tooth pulled. Can you be­lieve that? I’m 82 but I still have to have a tooth pulled.
Bus dri­ver: If you’re go­ing to have one pulled, you may as well have a bunch tak­en out.
Old man: That won’t do, false teeth are ex­pen­sive.
Bus dri­ver: Then have boar tusks put in.
Old man: Boar tusks?
Bus dri­ver (very earnest­ly): Yes, you can have two tusks put in on the low­er jaw, and when they grow, they’ll look great! (us­es his fin­gers to demon­strate how the tusks would look grow­ing out of his mouth)
Old man (laugh­ing): It would take a long time for them to grow.
Bus dri­ver: Not long! You’re an old boar, but I’m just a young boar, so yours would grow much faster than mine!
(old man gets off bus laugh­ing cheer­ful­ly)

http://talovich.blogspot.com/2008_08_01_archive.html#4067720002953022860

Over­heard by: Yu­gan Dali

But It Was a Planned In­car­cer­a­tion

Obese John Wayne wannabe: I can’t be­lieve we are not hang­ing out tonight.
Gap tooth hootchie: I told you I made plans with my friends a month ago!
Obese John Wayne wannabe: Well you’re sup­posed to be hang­ing out with me. We nev­er hang out any­more and we are boyfriend and girl­friend!
Gap tooth hootchie: We were sup­posed to hang out this past Sat­ur­day and Sun­day but we did­n’t! You were not fuck­ing there.
Obese John Wayne wannabe: I had a change of plans!
Gap tooth hootchie: Change of plans?! Mutha­fuck­er you were in jail!

Bus
Iowa State Uni­ver­si­ty, Iowa

Over­heard by: Casey