Woman on cell: She’d look sharp if she had some teeth. She’s just got to go get those teeth, though!
33 Bus
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Alyson
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Tonight, on Bizarre Rationalization Theatre…
Creepy guy with shriveled arm: Nah, I haven’t used in a couple months. But if I wanted to start again, I got a savings account now.
5 Bus
San Diego, California
Overheard by: mhd
Weirdest. Job Interview. Ever.
Man on cell in very quiet bus: Look. I took the pills, I put the powder in my pants, I don’t have cooties anymore!
Bus
Seattle, Washington
Overheard by: Kat from Tacoma
Wait ‘Til They Do “The Thong Song” in Middle English
Girls, singing: My milkshake bringeth the lads in the square, prithee, ’tis better than yours, ’tis better than yours, I could teach thee, but I’d levy a fee.
4 Bus
Victoria
Canadia
Overheard by: Fair maiden Juliet
Do You Mean It, or Are You Just Using Her for Sex?
Girl on cell: I said “I love you” like three years ago. Why? When was the last time you said it?
[pause]Girl on cell, shocked: Ew! To who, you whorebag?!
[pause]Girl on cell, incredulous: You say “I love you” to your mom?
200 Bus
Los Angeles, California
Overheard by: likewhoa
My Technique’s Right Out Of The Shaolin Cookbook
Girl on bus: So, I’m like: “Bitch, you can’t question my big fork usage!”
99 Bus
Vancouver
Canadia
Doesn’t Look Good
Young dude in car to children getting off school bus: You are the future!
Westport, Connecticut
Overheard by: Elisabeth
…Which I Use for My Other Job
(on a bus passing city jail)
Mom: Look kids… that’s where daddy is.
(pause)
Mom: I can give you a haircut.
Man: I like the lady who does my hair, she has good mirrors so I can see the back of my head.
Mom: I’ve got good mirrors. I’ve got mirrors on the ceiling, too.
Bus
Omaha, Nebraska
Why Ball-Gags Exist.
Girl #1: You should get you some.
Girl #2: I don’t think I could handle the stupidity. I ruined my fantasy by talking to him.
Bus
Vancouver
Canadia
Overheard by: always a problem
Maintenance: “When You Put an End to Nude Chair-Hockey, Then We’ll Talk”
Worried suit: That’s why we get our chairs cleaned more than any other department. We get our chairs cleaned every three months. Why doesn’t anyone put a stop to this?
Metro Bus
Seattle, Washington
