Girl on phone: I mean, do you know how strange it feels to climb out of the bed of the guy you just hooked up with and then climb into bed with your brother?
Chinatown bus from New York City to Baltimore, Maryland
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Yes. Yes I Have.
Girl #1: What are those dots underneath the sign?
Girl #2: You’re so dumb, haven’t you heard of language for the deaf?
Bus Station
Tønsberg
Norway
Overheard by: Håkon
The Only True Currency in Any Nursing Home
Woman on cell: She’d look sharp if she had some teeth. She’s just got to go get those teeth, though!
33 Bus
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Alyson
Tonight, on Bizarre Rationalization Theatre…
Creepy guy with shriveled arm: Nah, I haven’t used in a couple months. But if I wanted to start again, I got a savings account now.
5 Bus
San Diego, California
Overheard by: mhd
Weirdest. Job Interview. Ever.
Man on cell in very quiet bus: Look. I took the pills, I put the powder in my pants, I don’t have cooties anymore!
Bus
Seattle, Washington
Overheard by: Kat from Tacoma
Wait ‘Til They Do “The Thong Song” in Middle English
Girls, singing: My milkshake bringeth the lads in the square, prithee, ’tis better than yours, ’tis better than yours, I could teach thee, but I’d levy a fee.
4 Bus
Victoria
Canadia
Overheard by: Fair maiden Juliet
Do You Mean It, or Are You Just Using Her for Sex?
Girl on cell: I said “I love you” like three years ago. Why? When was the last time you said it?
[pause]Girl on cell, shocked: Ew! To who, you whorebag?!
[pause]Girl on cell, incredulous: You say “I love you” to your mom?
200 Bus
Los Angeles, California
Overheard by: likewhoa
My Technique’s Right Out Of The Shaolin Cookbook
Girl on bus: So, I’m like: “Bitch, you can’t question my big fork usage!”
99 Bus
Vancouver
Canadia
Doesn’t Look Good
Young dude in car to children getting off school bus: You are the future!
Westport, Connecticut
Overheard by: Elisabeth
…Which I Use for My Other Job
(on a bus passing city jail)
Mom: Look kids… that’s where daddy is.
(pause)
Mom: I can give you a haircut.
Man: I like the lady who does my hair, she has good mirrors so I can see the back of my head.
Mom: I’ve got good mirrors. I’ve got mirrors on the ceiling, too.
Bus
Omaha, Nebraska
