Archive for the ‘California’ Category

What the Fuck?

Girl #1: Dude, I think I’m in a re­la­tion­ship…
Girl #2: What the fuck?
Girl #1: I’ll ex­plain lat­er.
Girl #2: I think there’s still half a bur­ri­to in the fridge.

Long Beach, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: sara nicole

…More Gela­to?

Over­ly chat­ty mid­dle-aged guy on date: Doc­tors love giv­ing women a hys­terec­to­my. They will find any rea­son to give a woman a hys­terec­to­my. Like, we’re al­ready up there, might as well scoop it on out now.

Ital­ian Restau­rant
High­land, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: well„,there goes my ap­petite.