Archive for the ‘California’ Category

We Should Sched­ule a Stroll Around the Grounds

Very el­e­gant­ly dressed man: I’m try­ing to re­mem­ber if I’ve ever mowed a lawn… No, I don’t think I have.
Very el­e­gant­ly dressed woman: Hang on, do we even have a lawn?
Very el­e­gant­ly dressed man: Of course we do.
Very el­e­gant­ly dressed woman: Oh, I re­mem­ber now. We have a lot of lawn.

Los An­ge­les, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: Mag­gieB

Tall, Dark, and Blood­shot

Marathon run­ner #1: Yeah, I re­al­ly like him, but he’s been in re­hab since he was four­teen.
Marathon run­ner #2: All the best ones are.

Nike Wom­en’s Marathon
San Fran­cis­co, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: shy­in­vis­i­ble­girl was run­ning with them just to hear this con­ver­sa­tion