Archive for the ‘Canadia’ Category

Just Dip It in the Jar, Dude!

Queer: Would­n’t it be great if penis­es tast­ed like Nutel­la?
Fag hag: Un­for­tu­nate­ly, oral sex does­n’t give you an evo­lu­tion­ary ad­van­tage, so we’ll prob­a­bly nev­er evolve that way.

Mon­tre­al
Cana­dia

Over­heard by: premed

…Ahem, “Sylbs”

Fe­male col­lege stu­dent: Yeah, I tod did that too!
Guy col­lege stu­dent: Did you just say “tod” in­stead of “to­tal­ly”?
Fe­male col­lege stu­dent: Yeah, I nev­er say any words that are more than two syl­la­bles!

Col­lege
On­tario
Cana­dia

Over­heard by: Cat

I Nev­er Know What the Hell I’m Up­set About

Teeny­bop­per #1: Oooh, look at the nail pol­ish I just got!
Teeny­bop­per #2: I nev­er use Sal­ly Hansen nail pol­ish any­more, be­cause they test on an­i­mals.
Teeny­bop­per #1: Re­al­ly? What does that even mean?
Teeny­bop­per #2: I don’t know. Some­thing about pigs, I think…

Ot­tawa, On­tario
Cana­dia

Over­heard by: EL