Blonde student to teacher: Is the New Testament in the Torah?
Edmonton
Canadia
Archive for the ‘Canadia’ Category
Encino Man Is Her Porn
20-something girl to another: I love hairy West Coast men. If they look like they haven’t showered or shaved in a good week, send ’em my way.
Calgary
Alberta
Canadia
Just Like Whales.
Guy with burger to friend, loudly: Penguins are fish, and fish don’t eat fish!
Vancouver
Canadia
Overheard by: kib
But, Like Gas, Less Expensive If You Pump It Yourself
Girl #1: I can just ask Jay if I can borrow his truck.
Girl #2: Do you ever give him gas money?
Girl #1: No, I give him sex.
Girl #2: But gas is expensive…
Girl #1: And sex is expensive if you have to pay for it.
North Bay
Ontario
Canadia
And Don’t Get Me Started on the Blood, Dawg
Pastor, placing a piece of bread in guy’s hand: The body of Christ, given to you.
Teen girl, just in earshot: The body be stale, yo.
Teen girl’s friend: I hear ya.
St. Jude’s Church
Oakville, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: Feebriel
And Fully Prepared to Practice Law
Man on cell: I am completely incapable of original thought.
Toronto
Canadia
Imagine That.
Smokin’ hot Filipina girlfriend: My friend said that I should use Photoshop and imagination to do this. I have Photoshop, but where can I get imagination? I’ve never heard of it.
White boyfriend: You’re kidding me, right?
Smokin’ hot Filipina girlfriend: What?
White boyfriend: There is no software called “imagination.” Just use your imagination. Duh!
Smokin’ hot Filipina girlfriend: You’re so not getting a blowjob tonight.
Toronto
Canadia
Overheard by: The white boyfriend
Which Is the First Rule Of Lesbian Fight Club
Artsy emo: It was like lesbian Fight Club! First Leema liked Holly, then she liked Tracy, who liked Nicola, who also liked Holly. So Nicola and Leema got in a fist fight and in the end, Tracy and Holly had sex in the woodshop classroom!
Toronto
Canadia
In Canadia, Who Would Even Know?
Chick #1: I’m ugly.
Chick #2: What?
Chick #1: I am ugly.
Chick #2: Who told you?!
Vancouver, British Columbia
Canadia
Overheard by: Library Girl
And Then Only Because It Was on the Marriage Certificate
Thugette: I went out with him for like two weeks before I even found out his name.
East Vancouver
Canadia
Overheard by: marcosx
