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The Secret Is to Keep Moving Fast

Teen girl #1: So what you’re saying is, when I fart I’m smelling my own shit-smell?
Teen girl #2: Exactly. That’s how it works.
Teen girl #1: That’s nasty. I can’t believe people do that all day! Toronto, Ontario
Canadia Overheard by: Sass

We Believe That’s “Poofed”

Little girl looking at display of puffed wheat snacks: What’s the difference between puffed and fried?
Mom: Puffed is better for you, so you can eat more of them.
Little girl: But I don’t like puffed.
Dad: Puffed is gay. Crossroads Market
Calgary, Alberta
Canadia Overheard by: Laura