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The Lassie “E! True Hol­ly­wood Sto­ry” Was Too Con­tro­ver­sial for TV

40-some­thing suit: You know how some­times you can love a dog so much it’s, like, il­le­gal?
40-some­thing woman: (looks at him blankly)
40-some­thing suit: You know? So that it’s, like, il­le­gal?
40-some­thing woman, look­ing straight ahead: Umm, let’s look at Hal­loween can­dy.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/438564745/calling-peta.html

Over­heard by: I love my dog, but not that much

Um, What?

Tired restau­rant pa­tron: Why would Reese’s Pieces put out rhe­sus mon­keys? That’s just wrong!

Restau­rant
Ocala, Flori­da

Over­heard by: Ful­ly aware restau­rant pa­tron