Archive for the ‘Candy’ Category

Um, What?

Tired restau­rant pa­tron: Why would Reese’s Pieces put out rhe­sus mon­keys? That’s just wrong!

Ocala, Flori­da

Over­heard by: Ful­ly aware restau­rant pa­tron

And You’re Okay with This Apartheid?

Kid: I want Skit­tles.
Mom: We have M&Ms at home. We don’t need any more can­dy.
Kid, af­ter long pause: The Skit­tles telled me they’re lone­some. They want to go home and see their friends, the M&Ms.
Mom: Nice try, but no… Skit­tles and M&Ms don’t fre­quent the same so­cial cir­cles, any­way.

Lex­ing­ton, Ken­tucky

Over­heard by: He-Man Skit­tle-Haters Club

Crazy Like a Bun­ny

Old­er woman, pick­ing up a bag of pep­per­mints: I still have can­dy corn out from Hal­loween. Is it okay to have pep­per­mints and can­dy corn out at the same time?
Younger woman: What do I look like, Miss Man­ners? You’ve been to my house…you know there’s still East­er can­dy out in my can­dy dish­es. And un­til that goes, I’m not putting any­thing else out.
Old­er woman: Now I un­der­stand why your chil­dren are crazy.

Gro­cery Store
Hamil­ton, New Jer­sey

Over­heard by: Cur­rrly!