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But She Did­n’t Use Their Blood As Paint This Time!

Sober girl: Look, all I’m say­ing is, I would­n’t fuck­ing mess with her. She’s clin­i­cal­ly in­sane.
Drunk girl: But you know, I think she’s re­al­ly smart. There are those peo­ple, you know, that are so smart they’re like ac­tu­al­ly crazy… Re­al men­tal, and we just think they’re weird, but they’re not! They have like, an IQ of 200!
Sober girl: You do re­al­ize that she drew pic­tures of her friends de­cap­i­tat­ed, right?

Welling­ton
New Zealand

Over­heard by: Were they talk­ing about the same per­son?

…The Prince Of Dull­ness

Wife to hus­band who has been chat­ting with stranger: Who was that?
Hus­band: Re­mem­ber those Dos Eq­uis com­mer­cials with the most in­ter­est­ing man in the world?
Wife: Yes.
Hus­band: That was his an­tithe­sis.

North­ern Michi­gan

Over­heard by: Kap­tain Equinox