Archive for the ‘Chicks’ Category

I’m Gonna Pull-Start Him Like a Lawnmower

Hot Asian chick #1: The passion party was so fun — you guys should’ve gone.
Hot Asian chick #2: Oh my god! I wish I would’ve known about it. Did they have the Jack Rabbit?
Hot Asian chick #3: Yeah — and, like, oils and stuff?
Hot Asian chick #2: Forget that! Did they have anal beads?! [Sighs and glances over at her boyfriend] Our sex life has really gotten boring…

Dallas, Texas

Overheard by: looking for the cameras

A Yummy Potpourri Potato

Girl #1: I ate this thing… It was, like, a candle. Or a potato.
Girl #2: No, no, it was a potato.

West Junior High School
Columbia, Missouri

Overheard by: Kelsey

Wait, an Outline, or Solid Shaded?

Girl: I bet he would.
Friend: No, he wouldn’t.
Girl: I’ll call him now. [Dials] Hey, honey. Quick question: if I had a tattoo of a dick on the inside of my thigh about half an inch away from my pussy, would you lick it? [Pause] No. I said ‘if’… Well, no, I’m not saying it’s totally out of the question… Fine. We’ll talk about it when I get home. [To friend] See? I told you he would!

Bus stop
Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Dana