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Re­al Je­sus: Hey, I’m Cool

Teen girl #1: If he was Jew­ish, he’d be so less Chris­t­ian, and then he’d be hot.
Teen girl #2: Ex­act­ly! I mean, I’d bang him if he just said ‘damn’ every now and then.
Teen girl #1: But nooo, he just has to chan­nel Je­sus for us every day.

High school par­ty