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Is­n’t Say­ing “We’re Texas Luther­ans” Suf­fi­cient?

Pro­fes­sor: Every­one who thinks it’s this an­swer jump up and say, “I’m bril­liant!”
(no­body moves)
Pro­fes­sor: Every­one who thinks it’s this an­swer jump up and say, “I’m not so bril­liant, yet.”
(no­body moves)
Pro­fes­sor: Every­one else jump up and say, “I’m in­hib­it­ed!”

Or­gan­ic Chem­istry Class
Texas Luther­an Uni­ver­si­ty

Over­heard by: Kim­ber­ly

Any­body Have Any Bread?

(stu­dent coughs vi­o­lent­ly in­to hands, spew­ing fake blood)
Lit pro­fes­sor: Oh my god! Are you okay?
Stu­dent: (cough­ing up more blood) Can I go to the bath­room?
Lit pro­fes­sor: Oh my god, go, go!
(stu­dent leaves)
Lit pro­fes­sor: (re­al­iz­ing it’s April 1st) Ha­ha… His con­sump­tion smells like rasp­ber­ries.

Col­orado Uni­ver­si­ty, Boul­der

Over­heard by: In the back of the class­room