Archive for the ‘Cleanliness’ Category

Do You Think I Would Fail His Class?

Asian hip­ster: Peo­ple stare at him, and he re­sents them for star­ing at him. But I’m like, ‘Maybe you should bathe!‘
Jew­ish hip­ster: You should give him an ele­phant tran­quil­iz­er or some­thing.

Over­heard by: Glowien

What’s the Point, If We Can’t Break Stuff?

Four-year-old bal­le­ri­na #1: I need to ask my mom.
Four-year-old bal­le­ri­na #2: That’s good, be­cause my house is crap.
Pre-bal­le­ri­na: Well, it’s not crap — we just have a lot of crap in it.
Four-year-old bal­le­ri­na #1: Can I come over to your place and play?

Dance stu­dio

Be­sides, Greed Stains.

Woman #1 in cen­tral Taipei: When she went to the us, she took along sev­er­al box­es of de­ter­gent, be­cause she does­n’t like the smell of Amer­i­can de­ter­gent.
Woman #2: Yeah, I would­n’t want to smell like an Amer­i­can ei­ther.

Over­heard by: Yu­gan

We Thought On­ly Amer­i­cans Knew This Lit­tle About Sex Ed.

[Line for ladies’ room]Girl #1: Hi, do you mind if I cut in front of you? It’s ur­gent.
Girl #2: Sure.
Girl #1: Thanks, I have to change my tam­pon.
Girl #2: [Blank stare.]Girl #1: I have to make sure I change it of­ten. Not too of­ten, be­cause once I changed it too much and got chlamy­dia.
Girl #2: Oh…[Suppresses laugh.]

West­ern Aus­tralia