Archive for the ‘Cleanliness’ Category

Just Use the Oth­er End

Drunk het­ero: You’re gay, he’s gay, so what’s the prob­lem?
Drunk queer: He just threw up all over him­self.
Drunk het­ero: You take what you can get.

The White Front Bar
Philips­burg, Mon­tana

Since My Lime Green Mu­mu Failed to Get Their At­ten­tion

Flea mar­ket la­dy: I don’t see the big deal about san­i­ta­tion these days.
Old­er flea mar­ket la­dy: I know. The oth­er day at work I dropped a cook­ie on the floor, then picked it up and ate it. You know, just to see what peo­ple would do.

Flea Mar­ket
Bur­ley Park, Michi­gan

Over­heard by: Aman­da