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Ours Has Mange

Chick #1: Were you the one that just put Fun-Fur-All over her liv­ing room ceil­ing?
Chick #2: Not re­cent­ly. Why?

Com­mer­cial Dri­ve

Over­heard by: Van­girl

Wow. Sud­den­ly I Loathe My­self.

Client: So, how will we work it out if I want a cus­tom tat­too de­signed?
Tat­too artist: Have you ever been shop­ping with your girl­friend where you just sort of fol­low her around for a while and point stuff out un­til you fig­ure out what she wants?
Client: Yeah…
Tat­too artist: It’s just like that, ex­cept you’re the girl­friend.

Amer­i­cana Tat­too Par­lor
Au­gus­ta, Geor­gia

Over­heard by: Claris­sa St. Tacocrotch

Kid Sur­pris­es Are Fun, but Il­le­gal

Woman #1, ap­proach­ing reg­is­ter counter: Ooh! Kinder eggs! I love those things!
Woman #2: What are they?
Woman #1: They’re choco­late! With some­thing in­side!
Cashier: They’re hol­low choco­late eggs.
Woman #1: With a sur­prise in­side!
Woman #2: Ew!
Cashier: It’s a toy.
Woman #2: Oh. A toy.
Cashier: Whoa, okay, just imag­ine you were a kid again, and what a sur­prise meant when you were a kid.
Woman #2: I know… I know. It’s just, adult sur­pris­es are nev­er fun.
Woman #1, walk­ing out of store: What were you think­ing it was go­ing to be? A pe­nis that would squirt all over you?
Woman #2: You nev­er know! Adult sur­pris­es are al­ways bad!

San Fran­cis­co, Cal­i­for­nia

Oh, Steam. Got It.

Client: We need a gi­ant steam head ris­ing above the booth.
Agency pres­i­dent: Why?
Client: Be­cause peo­ple love steam. They’re drawn to it. It’s the pow­er and mag­ic of steam I’m talk­ing about here!‑need-it-4-yesterday-delivery-73.html