Archive for the ‘Clothes’ Category

Why Pepper Spray Exists.

Man to bundled up girl who sat down ten minutes before: Whoa, whoa, whoa! You’re a lady? I mean, when you sat down, I totally thought you were a man. I can see you’re a lady now, but I could’ve sworn…
Girl: Uhmmm… Yeah, thanks.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/417247758/i‑can-see-how-a-scarf-would-confuse-you.html

Overheard by: Ian

So Many Watershed Moments Happen at Banana Republic

(in the Georgetown Banana Republic)
Girl #1: I really love this dress, but I think it’s a tad too short for work. I’m only supposed to be buying dresses for work right now.
Girl #2: Really? It’s not too short for my office. But my boss only hires pretty people, so he likes it when we wear short dresses.
Girl #1: Did you think I’m ugly?
Girl #2: No! Buy the dress and send me your resume.

http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2008/08/who-wears-short-shorts.html

Overheard by: Ian