Archive for the ‘Clothes’ Category

So Many Wa­ter­shed Mo­ments Hap­pen at Ba­nana Re­pub­lic

(in the George­town Ba­nana Re­pub­lic)
Girl #1: I re­al­ly love this dress, but I think it’s a tad too short for work. I’m on­ly sup­posed to be buy­ing dress­es for work right now.
Girl #2: Re­al­ly? It’s not too short for my of­fice. But my boss on­ly hires pret­ty peo­ple, so he likes it when we wear short dress­es.
Girl #1: Did you think I’m ug­ly?
Girl #2: No! Buy the dress and send me your re­sume.

http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2008/08/who-wears-short-shorts.html

Over­heard by: Ian

“…From Out­er Space”

Woman #1: Oh, did I tell you? I had a dream last night about Ray. He told me that he was okay where he was.
Woman #2: You know what that means, right? It means he’s gone up to heav­en.
Woman #3: Or… It could sim­ply mean that you dreamed about Ray.
Woman #2: You have to have some faith in dreams. Re­mem­ber that bible sto­ry: Ja­cob and the tech­ni­col­or bathrobe.

Star­bucks
Man­hat­tan, New York

Over­heard by: Won­der­ing if they took many baths back in those days to re­qire bathrobes