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Oh, Good, be­cause That’s What I’m Get­ting Him

Old la­dy: You know how it’s Jake’s* birth­day in a week or two? And you know how he likes black leather?
20-ish grand­daugh­ter, whis­per­ing: Grand­ma! You’re mak­ing him sound like a ho­mo­sex­u­al!
Old la­dy: Well, it’s not like I’m go­ing to get him ass­less chaps.

Ea­gle Ridge Hos­pi­tal
Co­quit­lam, Bris­tish Co­lum­bia

Be­ing a Gen­tle­man Has to Be Its Own Re­ward

Man: Ex­cuse me, but your skirt is caught on your bag and it’s pulling your skirt all the way up.
Young woman (an­noyed): Ex­cuse me! Can’t you see I’m on the fuck­ing phone?!
Man: Fine then–walk around with your ass hang­ing out–see if I care.
Young woman (in­to her phone): Oh my god! Some guy just to­tal­ly came up and told me that my ass is show­ing! (walks off with skirt still show­ing)