Guy #1: Dude, how do you blow smoke rings!
Guy #2 jokingly: It is the same as sucking dick.
Guy #1: Oh, okay! (blows smoke rings effortlessly)
Guy #2: Do you need to tell me something, man?
Hookah Bar
Colorado Springs, Colorado
Guy #1: Dude, how do you blow smoke rings!
Guy #2 jokingly: It is the same as sucking dick.
Guy #1: Oh, okay! (blows smoke rings effortlessly)
Guy #2: Do you need to tell me something, man?
Hookah Bar
Colorado Springs, Colorado
Crazy old lady in bathrobe yelling to herself: Fuuuck you!
Drunk hobo: It’s all in your head, lady.
Crazy old lady: No, it’s not — it’s all in my asshole!
Boulder, Colorado
Loud man on cell: Harvard is the crusty nipple of liberalism.
Colorado University
Denver, Colorado
Teacher: What word do you think would fit there?
Student: Uh… “clusterfuck”?
Denver, Colorado
Dude: Just because I watched you out a window for an hour doesn’t mean I’m creepy.
High School Classroom
Englewood, Colorado
Little girl: He’s drunk, I swear!
Teenage sister: He’s not drunk, he’s a foreigner.
Highlands Ranch, Colorado
Overheard by: Julia
Drunk girl #1: I’m Wells Fargo!
Drunk girl #2: Really? I’m Wells Fargo, too!
(they gleefully skip off together)
Pearl St Mall
Boulder, Colorado
Yuppie blonde: So I told him, I was like, ‘Don’t call it a party, you know? Just say you’re getting drunk!‘
Yuppie brunette: Exactly.
24 Hour Fitness
Denver, Colorado
Girl: It seems like every time I see you these days, you’re being raped.
Guy: I know… And now I’m not even getting paid for it.
University of Northern Colorado
Chick: Look, if you’re out sniper-ing hobos, it’s not assassination!
Boyfriend: Nope, it’s population control.
High school cafeteria
Englewood, Colorado
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