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Plus, That’s Chick­en

20-some­thing guy, about his sushi: This takes me back to when I used to live in Japan.
Brunette: When did you ever live there?
20-some­thing guy: No, I mean in my past life.
Brunette: What makes you think you were Japan­ese?
20-some­thing guy: Be­cause ever since I was lit­tle I have al­ways loved seafood.
Brunette: … Maybe you were a fish.
20-some­thing guy: Not cool.

Sushi restau­rant
Worces­ter, Mass­a­chu­setts

Over­heard by: Wall­flower