Muslim girl: I’m really emo, but you couldn’t tell from looking at me.
Other girl: Really?
Muslim girl: Yeah, but I don’t cut myself. Well, technically. It depends what you mean by cutting yourself.
University of Toronto
Toronto
Canadia
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He Feels Guilty When He Calls Things Hot Trannies Messes
Fashionista student: So is he like, Christian gay from project runway?
Oblivious teacher: No, he’s like Jewish gay.
American University
Washington, DC
Overheard by: I’m Jewish
Spoken Like Someone Who’s Never Seen Mr. Wrong
Teen girl on cell: Cuz you’re not a lesbian fan, and I like lesbians. They’re funny.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/329239609/their-traveling-lesbian-circus-is-the-best.html
Overheard by: um…
…If That’s the Word I Want
Guy #1: That is awesome! Awesome!
Guy #2: Yeah, it would be cool, until you got ectoplasm everywhere.
Concordia University
River Forest, Illinois
Overheard by: That would be messy.
Ah, Refried Love
20-something girl on phone: Wait, he gave you a bite of his burrito and you’re questioning his feelings for you? (pause) Girl, he practically proposed right there!
University of Missouri
Overheard by: Black Bean
Certainly Like Life in Wisconsin
Guy: Death is a lot like life.
Girl: So I’ve heard.
Beloit, Wisconsin
Overheard by: I heard that too
But I Don’t See Either on the Menu
Serious Asian dude: I don’t like angry soul food bitches. I like happy soul food bitches.
Maryland
Overheard by: Neither nor
Now In Stores, Ghetto Booty Barbie
Girl: Everyone knows Barbie is disproportional. Look! She has no butt! And her waist is tiny.
[Pause.]Professor: I bet black Barbie has a big butt.
Los Angeles, California
The Two Major Facets Of Life at the Playboy Mansion
Pissed-off teen: You can’t get a bowl of salad but you can wash the dog naked?
Harrison, Michigan
Overheard by: Lauren
It’s Pretty Much the Short Bus of Hogwarts
Guy #1: Hey, cool! Harry Potter bookmarks! You think they have one for Hufflepuff?
Guy #2: Probably not.
Guy #1: Oh… Do you think it’s because nobody cares?
Borders
Tucson, Arizona
