Little old lady: I’m not a Pina Colada type. Give me a Coors Light and a nice doobie and I’m good.
Women’s Gym
Studio City, California
Overheard by: urzzz
Archive for the ‘Compare and contrast’ Category
And My Dad Says I Don’t Pursue My Goals!
30-something white guy on cell: It may be an all-time low, but I can successfully whack it to Telemundo.
Frisco, Texas
Why Says Canadians Are Boring and Dry?
Girl: Don’t have sex on the couch!
Guy: Why not? You can have sex on the couch, I don’t mind.
Girl: Mhh, you wouldn’t like that. I’m a fountain.
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/11/17/shes-in-justin-timberlakes-new-music-video-for-climax-me-a-river/
Overheard by: aylmer
It’s the Greatest Thing Since… You Know
Girlfriend: I think my butt has gotten bigger.
Boyfriend: If that’s true, hallelujah. I love big booties.
Girlfriend: David*, this is serious! I think I have been doing so many squats that my butt has lifted and risen… like bread.
Toronto
Canadia
Overheard by: MoMo
…In My Expert Psychiatric Opinion.
Girl: And it’s not like Jeffery Dahmer crazy, it’s like Mel Gibson crazy.
Coffee Shop
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Asteria
Who Else Would Pee on My Christmas Tree?
Superior girl: You’re just stumped by the Father-Christmas-isn’t-a-cat argument.
Norwich
England
Overheard by: Inigo Montoya
She’s Canadian.
Hipster girl: Oh, look, there’s a movie theata here too!
Hipster guy: Movie “theata”? Wow, you do have an accent… but your sister, she’s really got an accent!
Hipster girl: Actually, she has a speech impediment.
Boston, Massachusetts
I Like to Think Of It As Adding a Little More Magic to the Kingdom
Male golfer to 20-something son and his girlfriend: See, that’s the problem golfing with a female. If there are no women here, the world is your toilet!
The Magnolia Golf Course, DisneyWorld
Orlando, Florida
Ad: Duct Tape– Is There Nothing It Can’t Do?
Girl #1: Eww!
Girl #2: Oh, what? You can talk about your abortion, but I can’t talk about warts?
Ashland, Oregon
Overheard by: crystal
Help Yourself–the Keys Are in It
Announcement: There’s a gray car parked outside, four feet into the street.
Older woman: It’s mine. I don’t park cars; I just sort of abandon them.
Portsmouth, Virginia
