Guy to girl: You know, Mandy Moore made a bad decision going brunette. Now she looks like you, if you were a crack whore.
Oberlin College
Oberlin, Ohio
Overheard by: emily
Archive for the ‘Compare and contrast’ Category
Who We Are As Kids Is Who We Are in Life
Friend #1: Do you remember when we were little and I used to show the neighbor’s boys my boobs so they’d give me candy? Bet you’re glad I stopped doing that!
Friend #2: What are you talking about? The only thing that’s changed is your form of payment! You just finished telling everyone not two minutes ago how last week you won $200 on amateur’s night when you went to the strip club with the guys!
Eau Claire, Wisconsin
And Make Our Points Without Using the Word “Whatever”
Girl in anthropology class: So… Islam says that men can marry four wives, but women can only marry one husband. Whatever.
Professor: Let’s try to maintain some cultural relativism!
Collegeville, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: nina
Low-Maintenance People Live Longer, Anyway
Little old lady: I’m not a Pina Colada type. Give me a Coors Light and a nice doobie and I’m good.
Women’s Gym
Studio City, California
Overheard by: urzzz
And My Dad Says I Don’t Pursue My Goals!
30-something white guy on cell: It may be an all-time low, but I can successfully whack it to Telemundo.
Frisco, Texas
Why Says Canadians Are Boring and Dry?
Girl: Don’t have sex on the couch!
Guy: Why not? You can have sex on the couch, I don’t mind.
Girl: Mhh, you wouldn’t like that. I’m a fountain.
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/11/17/shes-in-justin-timberlakes-new-music-video-for-climax-me-a-river/
Overheard by: aylmer
It’s the Greatest Thing Since… You Know
Girlfriend: I think my butt has gotten bigger.
Boyfriend: If that’s true, hallelujah. I love big booties.
Girlfriend: David*, this is serious! I think I have been doing so many squats that my butt has lifted and risen… like bread.
Toronto
Canadia
Overheard by: MoMo
…In My Expert Psychiatric Opinion.
Girl: And it’s not like Jeffery Dahmer crazy, it’s like Mel Gibson crazy.
Coffee Shop
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Asteria
Who Else Would Pee on My Christmas Tree?
Superior girl: You’re just stumped by the Father-Christmas-isn’t-a-cat argument.
Norwich
England
Overheard by: Inigo Montoya
She’s Canadian.
Hipster girl: Oh, look, there’s a movie theata here too!
Hipster guy: Movie “theata”? Wow, you do have an accent… but your sister, she’s really got an accent!
Hipster girl: Actually, she has a speech impediment.
Boston, Massachusetts
