Economics professor: I don’t judge others’ lifestyles. (pause) I mean…unless they are a total trainwreck.
Illinois State University
Archive for the ‘Compare and contrast’ Category
So We Didn’t Do the Hanksta-Panksta
Preppy Hispanic girl: He thinks he’s so gangsta-gangsta, but he’s not. He’s a wangsta-wangsta.
Nashville, Tennessee
Mmm, Faminelicious.
Chick: Brazilians are the bomb.
Dude: Eastern European chicks are always sooo hot because they can’t afford food.
Shout-out: www.overheardatmcgill.com
And When Did “Baby Got Back” Become a Wedding Song?
Black 20-something guy to friend: Sir Mix-a-Lot killed more black people in the 90s than heart disease and Aids combined.
Phoenix, Arizona
Overheard by: I know his pain
…Was What I Loved About 2 Girls 1 Cup
Girl: It was like a porno, but with a plot!
University of Massachusetts
Overheard by: Robin
I Hear the Russian Judge Gives Extra Points for That
Flaming gay over speakerphone: Just like that boy from Miami last night, I tried to suck his dick like I was trying to win an Olympic gold medal. And that’s the only ass I would lick even if it wasn’t clean.
Washington, DC
… With Our Settlement Money
Fancy girl #1: Oh my god, getting hit by a car is totally my favorite activity.
Fancy girl #2: Really? Mine is shopping.
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/07/19/dammit-why-do-we-always-argue-about-what-to-do/
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Who Knew a Menorah Could Even Be Used That Way?
Casual guy: It’s amazing how chummy they are now.
Guy in suit: Chummy? They’re like having weird gay-slash-Jewish sex.
Thornton School of Music, USC
Los Angeles, California
Overheard by: Yapplebee
New Jersey Tourists Are Easily Recognizable
Mother, about a TV: It’s really heavy! It’s as heavy as–
Four-year-old girl: –A dead body.
Bellingen
Australia
What Watching a Hannah Montana Marathon Feels Like
Older man to friend: I don’t like being murdered! Do you know how it feels like to be murdered? Trust me, you don’t want to know. I’m always being murdered.
Princeton, New Jersey
Overheard by: uhh am I seeing ghosts?
