Archive for the ‘Compliments’ Category

Her Shirt Says “Je­sus Is My Home­boy”

Fat drunk guy: I re­al­ly like your shirt. It’s very in­tel­lec­tu­al.
Girl: Uh, thanks.
Fat drunk guy: I mean, I’m in col­lege, I like to think deep, you know? I want to make films. Deep films.
Girl: Yeah, that’ll be cool.
Fat drunk guy: How old are you?
Girl: I’m 16.
Fat drunk guy: Oh, I’m 18. Well…I mean, I’m 23.

Shreve­port, Louisiana

Over­heard by: Elle

Trans­la­tion: “Wel­come to New York, Mutha­fuck­aaaas.”

MTA work­er to tourist mom buy­ing tick­ets with daugh­ter: 10 dol­lars.
Mom: Oh, but she’s a stu­dent.
Work­er, look­ing at daugh­ter: Oh! How nice for you! (looks back at mom) Ten dol­lars please.

Sub­way Sta­tion
New York City, New York

Over­heard by: Glad thats not my cheap-ass mom