Professor: And tomorrow, we’ll talk about the suck knob.
University of Hartford
Connecticut
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After I Spent All That Time Photoshopping That Dick Into a Pacifier
Freshman girl: Well, like, this was from like 2 am the day it was due. I mean, the first one I submitted was of me with a pacifier in my mouth, and they told me it was inappropriate at the last minute. I mean, like, why couldn’t they have told me that in January when I submitted it?
University
Connecticut
Overheard by: You really needed to be told?
Sacred Heart Boasts the Naughtiest Librarians in the Land
Librarian: Hello, Justin. I’d shake hands with you but my hands are very sticky.
Sacred Heart University
Fairfield, Connecticut
Overheard by: Jesse
Rip Taylor Was Born That Way
Guy about his brother: His only emotion is glitter.
Friend: That’s true of all eight-year-olds.
Guy: No, dude, you don’t get it. One. Emotion.
Fairfield, Connecticut
Overheard by: Harry
Ha-Ha, Made You Panic!
Professor: Now, in life there are rules. The school has rules, this class has rules… But some rules are meant to be broken. One of this school’s rules is that teachers are not supposed to show their undergarments to their students…
Hartford, Connecticut
Overheard by: Claire
Every Time They Say “Nietzsche” We’ll Do a Tequila Shot
Professor: Let’s liven things up with a documentary about Nietzsche!
Hartford, Connecticut
Overheard by: Claire
I Got My NASCAR Merit Badge!
Dancing girl #1: How do you know how to line dance?
Dancing girl #2: I was a Girl Scout!
Dancing girl #1: What? Are all Girl Scouts rednecks?
Connecticut
Yes, But It’s Pronounced “Canadia”
Professor: Back then they actually had Hell located on the map. It was in the north.
Student: In Canada?
Hartford, Connecticut
Overheard by: Claire
Your Pig Anus Story Haunts My Dreams
Bookstore worker to friend: Will you stop saying things I’ll remember the rest of my life?
New Haven, Connecticut
How Do You Tap Dance in One?
Frustrated neighbor: It’s only gay if we do it outside a vagina!
Derby, Connecticut
Overheard by: Jess
