Archive for the ‘Connecticut’ Category

Or an Etch-a-Sketch Masterpiece.

Guy: So how’s it going with Tom?
Girl: Good. He’s stuck with me.
Guy: You’re like a virus.
Girl: No, I’m more like something good you can’t shake. Like a baby.

Derby, Connecticut

And, in Our Lab Session, We’ll Demonstrate It.

Professor: And tomorrow, we’ll talk about the suck knob.

University of Hartford
Connecticut

After I Spent All That Time Photoshopping That Dick Into a Pacifier

Freshman girl: Well, like, this was from like 2 am the day it was due. I mean, the first one I submitted was of me with a pacifier in my mouth, and they told me it was inappropriate at the last minute. I mean, like, why couldn’t they have told me that in January when I submitted it?

University
Connecticut

Overheard by: You really needed to be told?

Sacred Heart Boasts the Naughtiest Librarians in the Land

Librarian: Hello, Justin. I’d shake hands with you but my hands are very sticky.

Sacred Heart University
Fairfield, Connecticut

Overheard by: Jesse

Rip Taylor Was Born That Way

Guy about his brother: His only emotion is glitter.
Friend: That’s true of all eight-year-olds.
Guy: No, dude, you don’t get it. One. Emotion.

Fairfield, Connecticut

Overheard by: Harry

Ha-Ha, Made You Panic!

Professor: Now, in life there are rules. The school has rules, this class has rules… But some rules are meant to be broken. One of this school’s rules is that teachers are not supposed to show their undergarments to their students…

Hartford, Connecticut

Overheard by: Claire