Archive for the ‘Connecticut’ Category

After I Spent All That Time Photoshopping That Dick Into a Pacifier

Freshman girl: Well, like, this was from like 2 am the day it was due. I mean, the first one I submitted was of me with a pacifier in my mouth, and they told me it was inappropriate at the last minute. I mean, like, why couldn’t they have told me that in January when I submitted it?

University
Connecticut

Overheard by: You really needed to be told?

Ha-Ha, Made You Panic!

Professor: Now, in life there are rules. The school has rules, this class has rules… But some rules are meant to be broken. One of this school’s rules is that teachers are not supposed to show their undergarments to their students…

Hartford, Connecticut

Overheard by: Claire