Archive for the ‘Construction workers’ Category

Un­less You’re Pre­pared to Teach the Rest of Us to Plié

Con­struc­tion work­er #1, with south­ern drawl, on speak­er­phone: Yeah, then we all woke up wear­ing leo­tards. Looked like god­damn bal­leri­nas.
Con­struc­tion work­er #2: I don’t think I’d tell that sto­ry.

Over­heard by: Ian

Some­times My Sphinc­ter Needs a Cheer­leader

Con­struc­tion work­er #1: The on­ly time I know you’re not talk­ing is when you’re smok­ing or poop­ing.
Con­struc­tion work­er #2: How do you know I’m not talk­ing when I’m poop­ing?

Over­heard by: heard you in the por­ta-pot­ty

What Hap­pened to the Oth­er.… Ac­tu­al­ly, I Don’t Wan­na Know

New home­own­er: Did you ever find out what was caus­ing that smell?
Work­er: Yep.
New home­own­er: What was it?
Work­er: I’m not gonna tell ya.
New home­own­er: Come on, what was it?
Work­er, with a se­ri­ous face and tone: You’ve got about four and a half to five opos­sums un­der­neath your house.

Hunt­ing­ton, West Vir­ginia

Over­heard by: Jess