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Aren’t You Glad We Can All Joke About Mass Mur­der Like This?

Sweet-ass se­cu­ri­ty guard: Miss, you’re go­ing to have to hang up your phone and run it through the ma­chine.
20-some­thing girl in­tern: But I’m not a ter­ror­ist, and I’m on an im­por­tant call. Can’t I just walk through?
Sweet-ass se­cu­ri­ty guard: Miss, that would be like Tim­o­thy McVeigh dri­ving up and ask­ing “hey, can I park my car here?”

http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2008/08/insert-inappropriate-terrorism-joke.html

Over­heard by: Ian